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by h8torade on Jul.03, 2009, under i'd hit it

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Crystal Defanti Loves Her Students
by h8torade on Jul.02, 2009, under teacher sex

A class of 5th graders who attended Isabelle Jackson Elementary got a nice surprise from their teacher, Crystal Defanti.
What was suppose to be a video containing pictures of the kids from throughout the school year ended up containing a video of Crystal allegedly “flickin’ the bean” on a sofa.

She’s definitely putting in some overtime in that clip above. Head back…back arched…mouth open…legs spread…..I need to find me a 5th grade teacher!
It goes from my son, straight to her on the couch,” said ‘Joe,’ who saw the video along with his son and did not wish to be identified. “My son’s reaction was, ‘Dad, is that Ms. Defanti?
Being a dad myself, I would have immediately sent my son to his room so that I could spend some quality time alone with the video and verify it’s authenticity…over…and over…and over…until my right hand fell off.
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The Biggest LeBron James Fan
by h8torade on Jul.02, 2009, under nut jobs

I’m not sure if I would ever be down to get a tattoo of an athlete on my body. This dude had no problem getting a tattoo of LeBron James doing his pre-game baby powder ritual on his arm.
To top that off, he goes out and bids on a mouthpiece that LeBron wore during his high school days. What’s next, a Michael Jackson tattoo of him holding a child?

is it too early?
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Jessica Simpson Can Get It
by h8torade on Jul.02, 2009, under celebs, i'd hit it

I always wished that I could be a mediocre QB for the Dallas Cowboys so that I could one day bang out Jessica Simpson. I pray that a sex tape comes out with Jerry Jones and Tony Romo going “lemon party” on each other.
I’d hit it.
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