Entries from January 2006

Fellas….look for the logo before you go down…..

Date January 27, 2006

Fellas….look for the logo before you go down….if it smells like cologne….LEAVE IT ALONE!
Unless you are BMOOSE…you better get whatever you can!
http://www.tunasafe.com
Safe to view @ work.
Don’t h8.

BMoose. Have you used this yet? Word on the stre…

Date January 26, 2006

BMoose. Have you used this yet? Word on the street is that you weren’t able to get it out once inserted into your anal canal.
Turd Twister

Don’t H8 - Kansas St. University

Date January 25, 2006

Only at K St8 would they ask the President of the United States if he had seen Brokeback Mountain.
Someone asked Bush at a question and answer session at Kansas State University if he’d seen “Brokeback Mountain,” since he’s a rancher and all. Bush said he hadn’t.
The president, clearly caught off guard, hemmed and hawed [...]

Don’t H8 - The "Brief Safe"

Date January 24, 2006

Damn. This invention is pure genius. The “Brief Safe” allows you to secure your cash, documents, or anything of value in a pair of Chipotle ridden tighties. Let’s say you’ve been saving up for a peach bleezy….or maybe you want to travel up to Lincoln to see Big Pink get their asses handed to [...]

Don’t H8 - John Gotti

Date January 22, 2006

That’s right. John Gotti, The Don, rockin’ the Silver n Black back in 1986. Like the Raiders, John had a “Commitment to Excellence” that involved putting lead into people and dabbling in “not so legal” activities.
Apparently this picture was in a book called “Five Families” - The Rise, Decline and Resurgence of America’s [...]