So you’ve been doing Abs of Steel for the past month and noticed your stomach getting bigger and bigger. Unsure as to what the hell is going on, you pay a visit to your doctor, only to find out that your twin brother has been leeching off of your McDonalds leftovers for the past [...]

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Niralla Sweets is a family-owned-and-operated sweets shop in Springfield, Virginia, that sells Indian and Pakistani sweets & snacks….and severed hands.
Appears that some Jihad walked into the store to order some goat meat and in the process decided to chop off his hand in the name of “Allah”.
“I’m still numb talking about it,” said Vikas [...]

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Canada’s Border Services Agency prepares quarterly reports which determine what videos, CDs, and magazines are suitable for importation across the border. I’m not sure how you get the job of reviewing all these titles, but why “Adventures in Facesitting” is admissable, but “D-Cup Discipline” is not, is beyond me. Are they hiring? I believe that [...]

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As if you couldn’t see this coming. Lance Bass, a former member of NSYNC, confirms he’s gay to the surprise of absolutely no one. I always thought the whole band was gay…..

Clay Aiken unavailable for comment.

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TV star Mo’Nique got kicked off a United Airlines flight Sunday after getting into a spat with a flight attendant.
“I felt like I was being treated like an animal,” said the 38-year-old celebrity, whose seldom-used full name is Mo’Nique Imes-Hicks. “This happens to black people all the time, and they don’t have a voice. [...]

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