Entries from August 2006

Don’t H8 - IKEA’s 2007 Catalogue

Date August 31, 2006

An IKEA catalogue with a photo that appears to show a dog with a penis that would put Peter North to shame has not been tampered with, according to IKEA.
The first photo in the 2007 catalogue — a two-page, front-cover foldout — shows a young family lounging on a bed with a dog.
The dog, which [...]

Don’t H8 - Peggie Johnson

Date August 30, 2006

Prosecutors say an 800-pound woman will not be able to come to court to testify in a case in which her husband and daughter are charged with incest and failing to properly care for her.
He said Ms. Johnson is so large that she cannot get out of the door at her residence at 1111 E. [...]

Don’t H8 - CNN Reporter Kyra Phillips

Date August 29, 2006

Nothing screams professionalism more then hearing you undress your skirt as you get ready to “grow a tail” in the restroom then having your microphone still on. Kyra Phillips found out the hard was as she was caught with her microphone still on and broadcasting as she was using the shitter. She ends up [...]

Don’t H8 - Chris Troake

Date August 29, 2006

A little advice on workplace etiquette. Never stick a sausage in your pants and chase a female co-worker around the office asking her if she wants to take a bite.
Seems like Chris Troake did just that. He chased Judy Thomson holding onto the sausage, causing her to scream so loud the manager of [...]

Don’t H8 - Tim Ryan

Date August 29, 2006

Democrat Tim Ryan brings Real Facts™ to the table while addressing the U.S. Senate…how does that feel George W?