Entries from August 2007

Don’t H8 - Brian Spangler

Date August 30, 2007

Meet Brian Spangler. He and his buddies decided that it would be a good idea to go into Fish’s Quick Stop in DeSoto,Mo and have Brian do some sort of naked hula dance that would try and distract the hottie behind the register, Vicky Gaines.
As he was dancing, his buddy was suppose to go [...]

Don’t H8 - Idaho Senator Larry Craig (R-etard)

Date August 30, 2007

I’m sure you all are aware of the bathroom escapades of Idaho Senator Larry Craig. It appears that he loves to meet guys in the stalls of the Minneapolis airport for some #2 fun.
The Minneapolis police have released the MP3 audio of Senator Craig’s interview session with police.
[audio:ghey.mp3]
How must his wife feel about this? [...]

Don’t H8 - The Produce Paradise Rap

Date August 29, 2007


Mark and Matthew D’Avella are being sued by their former employer, A&P Food Market, for $1 Million Dollars. They made a rap video at work and dubbed their group “Fresh Beets”.
A&P says that the video “contains numerous false and defamatory statements that are injurious to the reputation and livelihood [...]

Don’t H8 - Jenna Jameson

Date August 28, 2007

Jenna Jameson doesn’t hesitate to deposit last night’s load back into Tito’s mouth in this vulgar picture above. Recently, she has been transformed into a walking skeleton with a set of fake tits and is seriously looking like shit.
You thought I was joking? Look at that to your left. It would sound [...]

Don’t H8 - Miss Teen South Carolina

Date August 28, 2007

Q: Recent polls have shown that 1/5th of American’s can’t locate the U.S. on a world map. Why do you think this is?
A: And uh….like…..some people out there in our nation don’t have maps……..everywhere like such as…..DING DING DING
Miss Teen South Carolina, Lauren Caitlin Upton, was asked why she thought 1/5th of Americans [...]