Don’t H8 – Truck Nuts
by h8torade on Jan.16, 2008, under wtf

Del. Lionell Spruill Sr. has introduced Bill HB1452 that would make displaying your “truck nuts” a Class 4 misdemeanor with fines of up to $250.
Is this really what the people of Virginia want their tax money being spent on? We are fighting now to remove people’s “truck nuts”?
Here if the full text of the bill:
A BILL to amend the Code of Virginia by adding in Article 10 of Chapter 10 of Title 46.2 a section numbered 46.2-1088.7, relating to display on or equipping of motor vehicles with objects resembling human genitalia.
Be it enacted by the General Assembly of Virginia:
1. That the Code of Virginia is amended by adding in Article 10 of Chapter 10 of Title 46.2 a section numbered 46.2-1088.7 as follows:
§ 46.2-1088.7. Display on and equipping of motor vehicles with objects or devices representing or resembling human genitalia.
No person shall display upon or equip any motor vehicle with any object or device that depicts, represents, or resembles human genitalia, regardless of size or scale.
My take – who cares. Are we going to make all the gays remove their “gay pride” stickers or Calvin pissing on a Ford stickers? People need to lighten up.

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January 21st, 2008 on 9:24 pm
I live in Virginia…
Truck Nuts…
Another bright idea from white people…
Check this, I asked this 80 year nurse what those were and she said ” It’s a summer pear ” LMAO!
January 25th, 2008 on 5:40 pm
They aren’t symbols of un-masculinity, rednecktivity, pervertivity, or vulgarity. They are 1: An American inventor’s way of life 2: An attempt to boost an ailing economy 3: Expressions no different from sagging jeans, low cut blouses, mini skirts, bathing suits, g-strings, adult orinented stores in the mall, lingerie on manikins, men on billboards in underwear, women on billboards in underwear, men wearing tight jeans, women wearing tight jeans, naked silohouettes of naked women on mud flaps, kids peeing on things, naked angel hood ornaments, trying to figure out just who is the anonymous Jack Shi?, and the list goes on.
January 27th, 2008 on 8:35 pm
Shut the fuck up Charles…
Who the fuck would want some nuts on the back of a truck?
My nuts won’t be exposed unless some hot bitch is playing with them!