You know the terrorists have won when you can no longer sit in your car at the local park with a sock on your penis, 11 condoms in a gym bag, a STD awareness pamphlet, Latina babes magazine, two white ankle socks and one black sock with possible baby batter on it.
Nicodeme Petion had all [...]
Entries from June 2008
Nicodeme Petion Likes To Relax At The Park With His Happy Sock
June 30, 2008
Alan Patton Loves Urine
June 30, 2008
When most of us get thirsty we reach into the fridge and get a glass of water or maybe throw down our favorite alcoholic beverage.
When Alan Patton gets thirsty he goes to sporting venues and covers the toilets in saran wrap so that he can drink the urine that gets collected.
Columbus 10TV News is reporting [...]
Chicago Cubs And White Sox Fans Work Together
June 30, 2008
It’s not too often that you see White Sox and Cubs fans work together to achieve a common goal. This once in a lifetime occasion occurred in Section 536 at U.S. Cellular Field (aka The Cell).
The Sox fan on the far side near the pole was talking trash from the beginning, so in the [...]
How Big Is Your Stimulus Package?
June 30, 2008
Times are tough. We are getting bent over at the gas pump - housing is not doing so hot (unless you are a buyer) and the brothels of Nevada have seen their income go down 19%.
All these stimulus checks are going out and W thinks that this will help the economy. I’m getting my check [...]
Jacqueline Kent Cooke Makes Her Dad Proud
June 29, 2008
20 year old Jacqueline Kent Cooke pleaded not guilty this week to operating a motor vehicle under the influence.
Jacqueline’s dad is the deceased Billionaire Jack Kent Cooke, former owner of the Washington Redskins.
She left a popular breakfast spot in Boston around 5:15am with one of her friends and “forgot” to pay for her meal. [...]
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