Don’t H8 – Bigger Weiners
by h8torade on Jun.12, 2008, under good eats
Kraft and Sara Lee are in the middle of a weiner war as to who has the bigger meat.
Consumers are continuing to look for higher flavors, beefier, juicier hot dogs and we saw that as an opportunity to grow that portion of our business,” said Sean Marks, senior director of marketing for Oscar Mayer.
956 MILLION packages of hot dogs were sold last year at U.S. retailers. That doesn’t include the 30 million hot dogs that baseball fans threw down their pie holes at baseball games.
Perfect. Throw even more pig lips, pig assholes, and whatever else falls on the floor and call it a “beefier, juicier hot dog”.
The only reason this post went up was so that I had an excuse to post the clip below. I’m sure more meat won’t faze the 5x Weiner Bite Champion.
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June 13th, 2008 on 5:26 pm[...] this will be the only time you will catch lkj agreeing that size matters and h8torade has the story. [...]
June 22nd, 2008 on 8:14 pm
I got the biggest out of all the Asians!