Elliot Tuleja Has Balls Of Fire
July 22, 2008
I’ve never experienced this, but if your nuts burn at anytime it usually isn’t a good thing….especially when you go to take a piss.
But if your nuts are set on fire - then that is a whole different story.
Matthew Craig Pillers and Jack Brent Nicholas Keiffer pleaded no contest to a felony great bodily injury charge.
Prosecutors say the 22-year-old Pillers, a parolee, was sentenced to two years in prison and the 19-year-old Keiffer got 45 days in San Luis Obispo County jail.
Elliot Tuleja was passed out when the men poured cologne on the man’s groin and set him on fire on Jan. 18. Tuleja had second-degree burns on his testicles.
Is there really a reason to live once the boys have been burnt to a crisp? At that point it is time for me to go play in traffic and call it a day.
I dedicate this song to you and your crispy nuts, Elliot.
*thanks to reader Devon for the link*
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Posted in bodily functions, nut jobs, wtf
July 24th, 2008 at 2:22 am
yeah well eat shit and die fagget did they tell you that it wasnt my nuts and that it was my legs Dumbass? 2nd degree burns heal and they have. scared legs aint as funy though? anyway if i could i would shit all over your chest make you give me a ballkoozy and then stab a hole in your palo neck and fuck your esophagus while lighting off bombs in your ass anyway if you live near san luis obispo please look me up and we can arrange something
July 24th, 2008 at 3:09 am
you guys are fucking dicks
get a fucking life you stupid assholes
July 24th, 2008 at 3:13 am
oh yeah and were did you get the picture creapy fucker
July 25th, 2008 at 11:38 am
get a life? HA you’re the ones googling yourselves or else you wouldn’t of found this blog.
oh and the title is h8tor…ade, you really think he was gonna post somethin sympathetic for your dumb ass?
July 25th, 2008 at 8:27 pm
^ exactly.