We’ve all seen the parents who got creative when naming their offspring, but no one can touch what Dacia Tonasket and Brian Dick did.  They named their kid Charley Willard Horse Dick.

Yes, Horse Dick.

Now before you go screaming bullshit, hit this link.

You don’t really have any other option then to name him horse dick if he was 20.5 inches long.

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Kim Kardashian is back in the fucking dating pool. She and Reggie Bush have split up from each other. Word is that it was amicable and neither of them cheated on each other – they both had busy schedules and hardly saw each other. Reggie as we all know was busy getting dropped for a loss in the backfield consistently. Kim on the other hand was busy making sex tapes and swallowing loads from D-list celebrities.

Let’s take a look at Kim’s visual resume.

I’d hit it.

Fergie has a handfull of something – would you still hit it?

NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has allowed Michael Vick back into the NFL. What do you think about that, Mike?

I would like to express my sincere gratitude and appreciation to Commissioner Goodell for allowing me to be readmitted to the National Football League

I don’t think he will be saying that come Week 1 when his ass is scrambling around the field and he gets drilled by some dog-loving middle linebacker who puts just a little extra sauce on his hit especially for Vick.

The one team that I bet will sign him – Oakland.