Archive for August, 2009
Too Short Too Drunk To Be Driving
by h8torade on Aug.27, 2009, under celebs

Rapper “Too Short,” otherwise known as Todd Shaw, was arrested and charged with DUI and possession of marijuana this morning in Las Vegas. It’s his 2nd DUI arrest in the last three months in Vegas.
Las Vegas Po’ pulled the rapper over for speeding and “exhibition of power.”
He’s currently still in jail according to Las Vegas police. He was found with less than one ounce of marijuana.
So what are you saying Todd?
Devon Hall’s Pen Is Enormous
by h8torade on Aug.27, 2009, under funny shit

Props to 17 year old Devon Hall for his brilliant shirt that aired on WKYC in the Cleveland/Akron area. For those of you who can’t put words together, his shirt read “My Pen Is Enormous” – those of us with a trained eye for this kind of shit clearly understand that he is basically trying to say “My Penis Is Enormous”.
You see dudes reaction in the tie? Check it out at the 2:20 mark…he does a couple quick glances down at the shirt then back up to Devon…then back down to the shirt…then he gives that look like “shiiiiiiiiiiiit” a couple seconds later.
Shaquille O’Neal In A Pink Speedo
by h8torade on Aug.27, 2009, under sports
Shaq apparently lost a bet that he made on his new show “Shaq vs.” against Misty May. My eyes can’t take very much of Shaq in a pink speedo. Nice touch to add your name to the backside.



