DeShawn Stevenson showed up to training camp with some new tats on his face – ala Mike Tyson. I heard that DeShawn and Abe actually have something in common. They both can’t finish a play. Hold the applause…..

I’m not sure what it is that this guy has been studying for 30 years, but he may want to get his money back. I’d definitely have my head on a swivel for the “eagle claw”, because I respect it, but this guy would be flat on his back after 3 seconds of that shit.

It’s always safe to snag the home teams state license plate before you go into their rival stadium…..if not, shit like this is bound to happen to you.

Time to take to the friendly skies this morning and fly out to Albany, NY. I’ll be there for a couple days, then I’m flying from Albany to NYC and camping out in Manhattan for two days. My schedule is jammed pack – tighter then my ass at a Michael Jackson sleepover. I’m hoping to get out and see some shit, hopefully.

Those of you familiar with scenic Albany – what the fuck is there to do there?

NYC – Plenty of shit to do. Just need to not make eye contact with the crack heads roaming the street.