Chicks must dig the gap tooth – or maybe the fat wallet. Either way, someone tried to extort David Letterman for $2 million cold ones. Apparently, he has been putting in some OT at work and put the wood to numerous female staffers that work on his show.

Shocking, I know.

Dave hooked up with the Manhattan P.D. and he was told to issue a phony $2 million dollar check. They arrested the person who was making the demands right after he delivered the check.

Rule #1. cash. straight cash. Don’t be the idiot who falls for the phony check. This is probably the same person who cashes those checks that come in the mail and don’t read the fine print where they are getting your ass for 20% interest.

I’m guessing Letterman also banged out Drew Barrymore after this stunt….

I’d hit it.