H8torade Is Breeding
by h8torade on Nov.27, 2009, under bodily functions
Just so you all know, the blog may not get much love for the next couple days. I gave my wife the best 2 minutes of her life about 9 months ago and the next thing you know – she’s pregnant.
Tonight, she was having some contractions at the house and I wasn’t about to let her destroy our new sofa, so off to the hospital we went. I’m not trying to deliver a baby, placenta, etc….my luck, the dog would come over and think the placenta is a treat.
We’re at the hospital now. The best part is that we get to sit here so that they can “monitor” her. If she dilates anymore then we are looking at a 1:30am surgery to yank the boy out.
So go back through the archives if you need your tits and ass fix for a bit. There should be plenty there to keep you busy.
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November 27th, 2009 on 10:17 pm
Good luck to you and your wife, who really has to do all the work from this point on. I hope little the h8ter comes out happy and healthy!
November 28th, 2009 on 3:31 am
Congrats H8!! Just remember that magical tradeoff: Two minutes of awesome and then 9 months of hormonal moodswings, and now 18+yrs of parenting. Lol. Enjoy it and Lil’ H8 will probably be one of the better raised of his generation. Congrats and best of luck.
November 28th, 2009 on 4:11 am
Grats H8!
November 28th, 2009 on 8:59 am
Congrats H8, I got 2 KimchiGunna’s running around my place. It’s the best thing to every happen to anyone, a fucking miracle.
I’m just worried about bustin’ a cap in some dudes ass when my daughter gets dating age! I’m gonna shine up my Glock 31 Mag with a high capacity 31 round clip.
November 28th, 2009 on 11:01 am
I wish you and your wife all the best, V.
November 28th, 2009 on 11:07 am
thx all – that little shit decided he didn’t want to come out yesterday, so we came back home last night. He officially comes out on Monday whether or not he wants to.
Putting together this weeks list of hoes….post up shortly.
November 28th, 2009 on 12:57 pm
congrats h8
November 28th, 2009 on 9:57 pm
Congrats!
Hopefully he can hold out til after the Pats-Saints game is over.
November 28th, 2009 on 10:44 pm
Congrats bro!
November 28th, 2009 on 11:30 pm
On the real, that shit sucks.
November 29th, 2009 on 10:50 am
Got that covered. We go in tomorrow morning at 7am and he’ll be out by 8am.
I might put my 5 year old to work during the game and put him in charge of feeding and changing diapers.
November 29th, 2009 on 11:00 pm
Congrats H8 my man. You already have my vote as Father of the Year.