Just so you all know, the blog may not get much love for the next couple days. I gave my wife the best 2 minutes of her life about 9 months ago and the next thing you know – she’s pregnant.

Tonight, she was having some contractions at the house and I wasn’t about to let her destroy our new sofa, so off to the hospital we went. I’m not trying to deliver a baby, placenta, etc….my luck, the dog would come over and think the placenta is a treat.

We’re at the hospital now. The best part is that we get to sit here so that they can “monitor” her. If she dilates anymore then we are looking at a 1:30am surgery to yank the boy out.

So go back through the archives if you need your tits and ass fix for a bit. There should be plenty there to keep you busy.

Enjoys using the turkey baster…..

It’s time to give thanks. Thankful for family. Thankful for friends. Thankful for football. Thankful for boobs.

Really what I am most looking forward to in the next couple days are the YouTube videos that will be going up of people throwing haymakers on Black Friday. Let’s not try to get anyone killed this year……

Not too bad.  The coaches reaction at the :11 second mark is pretty priceless.

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