I remember getting pretty jacked up as a kid when my dad rolled in with a Nintendo, but I don’t remember ever simulating a sex act on the box….

The best part of this video is when the dog finally had enough of his shit and barks “shut the fuck up”.

I’m sure you have all heard about the Nigerian by the name of Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab (I’d like to solve the puzzle, Pat) who tried to bring down flight 253 from Amsterdam to Detroit.

But have you seen the draws that old boy was rockin?

Is this how they roll in Nigeria? I’d almost rather go commando then be caught with a pair of underwear that look like that.

This clown sewed a compartment into his crotch to hide the flammable liquid then thought it would be a good idea to light it as the plane was heading into Detroit.

Passengers saw Abdulmutallab’s pants open and he was holding a burning object between his legs. I’m no doctor, but I know that anytime you have a burning sensation between your legs it’s never a good thing…..

All the blame for this shit falls upon our government. This guy was on a “terrorist watch list”, but wasn’t on the “no-fly” list.

How about we merge both of these fucking lists so that this shit doesn’t happen again? 14 of the 19 hijackers from 9/11 were on a terrorist watch list, yet managed to board a plane and cause all kinds of fuckery.

I travel just about every week with my job so I spend alot of time in an airport. The TSA is a joke. On my way to San Diego a couple weeks ago, they made an 80 year old lady get out of her wheelchair and made her walk through the metal detector. She set it off, so they then wanded her to death. She could barely stand and some TSA agents had to help her stay on her feet.

TSA – I’M PRETTY SURE THAT AL-QAEDA ISN’T FUCKING RECRUITING 80 YEAR OLD BETTY’S TO BLOW UP PLANES. The only blow up she might have is in her diaper…..but that’s a different story. I felt much safer knowing that she wasn’t strapped full of explosives.

And of course once this shit went down, the feds went into reaction mode. New rules went into place. No getting up to drop a deuce within 1 hour of landing, no electronics on your lap, no blankets.

Fuck that. My deuce deposits are like clock work. I’m going to jail if they think I’m not getting out of my seat to purge at 36,000 feet when my body tells me its time to go.

With sponsors dropping Tiger left and right, this opens up some new possibilities for him. A couple of potential sponsors below…..

A couple of dudes decided to drop blows on the subway in New York on Christmas Day and a bystander who tried to break up the fight got KTFO by a vicious left hook (2:50 mark).

That’s why you don’t get in between two grown men who are trying to handle their business. Whiny broads who scream “stop guys” only make the guys rage even more. It’s better to sit your ass down and pretend like nothing is going on.

This is also known as getting “Snooki’d”.