Hope you all have a Merry Christmas and get everything that you wished for from that fat bastard Santa.

Would you really expect anything less from Eagles fans? These guys sit there and take a beating for a few minutes before security escorts them out. I guess it’s easier to make two fans move then to tell a couple hundred people to stop acting like idiots.

Stay classy, Philly.

Then give her some of my homemade ranch dressing…..

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK ME.