My Nuts Just Disappeared
by h8torade on Jan.04, 2010, under tech shit
These fuckers in Dubai apparently have too much money and time on their hands. Don’t they know that the economy is in all sorts of fucked up shape?
Apparently not.
The Burj Khalifa, also called the Burj Dubai, is now the world’s tallest building – beating out a television mast in North Dakota.
I’m not kidding.
The building is 168 stories high and reaches 2,684 feet into the sky. It includes 5-star Armani Hotel which offers 160 guest rooms across 10 floors. The 430,000-square-foot hotel, designed and furnished by Italian fashion designer Giorgio Armani, features eight restaurants, a spa, swimming pool, library, fitness center and business center, as well as 30,000 square feet of conference and banquet space.
I’ve got to find me one of these Arab princesses to burrow up in and have my baby. I can overlook their hairiness for a bigger bank account….
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January 5th, 2010 on 10:25 am
They started building the tower way before the economy took a shit.
What is more concerning is the fact that it was built with slave labor. East Indians, Africans, and Filipino workers were recruited as laborers on the project. When they arrived in Dubai – their passports were taken and threatened with jail for protesting their low wages.
I hope the building falls apart from all the bad karma used to build it…
January 5th, 2010 on 10:40 am
I’ve been to Dubai for business, Damn that place looks like shit and smells like shit… Gat Damn.
January 9th, 2010 on 10:28 am
The video no longer plays, it says it’s marked private.