Rule #1 – Never Masturbate With The Sunroof Open
by h8torade on Feb.24, 2010, under bodily functions, wtf
Men are wired to throw their seed around as often as possible, but you’ve got to be able to control those urges until you can get yourself home or out of public view.
This dude apparently couldn’t wait and not only had his happy rag with him, he thought it would be a good idea to throw his sunroof open and give the people above him a little tug show.
“Oh man, he’s angry…..”
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February 24th, 2010 on 11:49 am
lmao! Hope he doesnt go blind while driving
February 24th, 2010 on 3:02 pm
I would have at least busted a nut for the audience!
February 24th, 2010 on 4:35 pm
I was gonna ask to borrow the classifieds. LMBAO!
February 26th, 2010 on 8:18 am
Yeah, KimchiGUN is right. I’d have waved, popped one out, given the thumbs up and drove off… see y’all same time tomorrow.
If I’m jacking and people are enjoying the show, then it’s a show I’m gonna give ‘em.