I know what I’m thinking when I see that pic – that someone would like for you to have a seat over there so he can read your chat log back to you….

Men are wired to throw their seed around as often as possible, but you’ve got to be able to control those urges until you can get yourself home or out of public view.

This dude apparently couldn’t wait and not only had his happy rag with him, he thought it would be a good idea to throw his sunroof open and give the people above him a little tug show.

“Oh man, he’s angry…..”

Too many questions – not enough time to get them all answered. Grandpa here might pass out with all that trim running around his living room.