I was flipping through the channels last night and just happened to run across Nicole Scherzinger and her ridiculous body on Dancing With The Stars. The only time I paid this much attention to DWTS was when Kim Kardashian was shakin’ that ass on there. Too bad Kim couldn’t dance to save her life, but thankfully it looks like Nicole might be around for a couple more weeks.

abs? check. ass? check. This chick is flawless…..

yeah, I’d hit it.

How fat do you have to be that the only way to stop your forward motion is to faceplant into a car?