Megan Barnes Shaves Her Crotch While Driving
by h8torade on Mar.08, 2010, under wtf
And people thought that texting behind the wheel was bad? Megan Mariah Barnes thought it would be a good idea for her ex-husband to hold the wheel of her Thunderbird as she shaved her box while driving.
She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ‘ready for the visit,’” said Trooper Gary Dunick, inventing our new favorite euphemism. “If I wasn’t there, I wouldn’t have believed it.
She ended up running into a pickup truck, but the bigger question is why the fuck is her ex-husband holding the steering wheel while she shaves her cave for her current boyfriend?
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March 8th, 2010 on 7:04 am
With those white trash roots I bet her box looked just as beat up! If it was the random hottie doing it, the cop wouldnt have issued the ticket!
To beat it off, her EX husband held the wheel!
March 8th, 2010 on 10:28 am
My thoughts exactly. However, theyre probably all related and it was going to be some little family get together/3-way/key party.
March 8th, 2010 on 12:30 pm
Where did she plug in the roto tiller?
March 8th, 2010 on 9:26 pm
12V outlet/cigarette lighter. Or it it was a cigarette ans she slashed and burned.