Donna Simpson Is In Top Physical Shape
by h8torade on Mar.15, 2010, under bodily functions
Most women strive to have that beach body year round. They watch what they eat – hit the gym – and hand out frequent mouth hugs (for the protein intake….).
Donna Simpson is the complete opposite.
Her goal is to hit the 1,000lb mark within the next two years. She wants to hold the record for being the fattest person alive.
My favorite food is sushi, but unlike others I can sit and eat 70 big pieces of sushi in one go,’ she said.
‘I do love cakes and sweet things, doughnuts are my favorite.
Surely her man is trying to talk her out of this….
‘I think he’d like it if I was bigger,’ said Donna.
‘He’s a real belly man, and completely supports me.”
It looks like he really does support you. He’s literally holding up your gut.
How as a man do you stick around and let your chick just pack on the pounds. I would have put a deadbolt on the fridge if my chick decided that donuts for breakfast, lunch, and dinner was a good idea.
I’m guessing that Comfort Wipes™ are on the Christmas wishlist.
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March 15th, 2010 on 8:01 am
Throwing up in mouth in….3…….2……1….
March 15th, 2010 on 10:24 am
What. The. Fuck…
March 15th, 2010 on 11:06 am
Do you have the link to her eating site?
March 15th, 2010 on 11:22 am
I did a little more investigating, not sure why, but she goes by the name “Treasure Bombshell”.
Her website is http://www.treasurebombshell.com
Myspace : http://www.myspace.com/treasurebombshellakadonna
I’m pretty sure that I’m skipping lunch after visiting her MySpace page….
March 15th, 2010 on 12:01 pm
I’d hit it… if someone can donate a jack stand so I can find that pussy!
March 15th, 2010 on 6:53 pm
She will be dead before she turns 50.
March 18th, 2010 on 3:52 am
She’ll die way before she gets to 1000. It looks likes she’s on a suicide mission. I hope she will realize that raising her kid is more important than getting to 1000.
March 18th, 2010 on 4:48 am
Wiat until this idiot needs 500k worth of healthcare and , since I’m sure she is not working, probably has no insurance. She should be left somewhere to decompose.
March 18th, 2010 on 5:51 am
So suicide in the US is just that simple?
March 18th, 2010 on 8:03 am
Thank you Donna for taking on such a challenge we in New Jersey didn’t know who we wanted for this title. And by the way please use some of the money you use for food and buy your kids some decent clothes. At least let them look good while your receiving your quiness award. you pig
March 18th, 2010 on 11:56 am
I think she is cute but a lot of sexy to work with.
March 18th, 2010 on 12:06 pm
I read this article and find it very sad. Then I read the comments and now I wish I could hand each one of you the instrument of your choice so you could end your poor, miserable lives.
Congratulations. You must feel really accomplished creating a whole site dedicated to being an asshole. But hey, look how successful you are! I guess there are a lot of losers out there who have nothing better to do with their time then spread their stupidity throughout the world.
I am so impressed by the ammount of courage it must take to sit behind a computer screen and talk shit! Wow, what a real man you are! In fact, this thread is full of absolutely wonderful specimens of humanity! God, your mothers must be so proud. “Look Mom, no brain!”
Oh and just a side note… have you seen this woman’s husband? I doubt there isn’t a guy on this thread whose ass that man couldn’t kick. Not that any of you maggots would have the balls to ever find out. Pussies.
Seriously… you should all kill yourselves. You are all incredible wastes of space… more so than this poor woman who obviously has many issues. But lets not look at this or the fact that she, like you, is human (hard as it is to believe sometimes) and let’s reduce her to the same thing we reduce every woman to: an object. If she isn’t spank-bank material then she has no value. Not that any of you would ever consider that because you are all mental midgets. You cannot grasp anything outside of your paradigm because you are, quite simply, too fucking stupid.
Last, if any of you have any chldren, please do the compassionate thing and put them up for adoption now, and spare them the humiliation for having you as a parent. If not, then at least set up a trust fund for their future therapy bills, as they attempt to repair the psychic damage that a joke of a human being like you always causes when they “try” to raise a child. You’re the kind of people whose children call the t.v. “Mommy”… you know that right?
No. You don’t.
So what are you to do now? Well, this would be an excellent time to identify that your obsession with putting others down is actually a reflection of your own sense of inadequacy and a desperate attempt to keep from having to look at the parts of yourself that you hate. I mean, come on folks, you visit a website called “h8torade”, which is slightly pathetic in it’s own right. What a great time to realize that true happiness lies not in belittling others to make ourselves feel better, but within our own hearts.
But, honestly, I don’t see that depth of thought coming out of any of the minds who posted on this subject. (I was going to take on some individual things said, but really, who can play favorites with such idiocy?) So, in leiu of changing your ways, if you lack the balls to go the suicide route, please consider the following options:
* Drunk Driving
* Unprotected Sex with Skeezy Prostitutes
* Heroin Addiction
* Slumber Party in the Garage with the car running
* Visit to Watts while in full KKK garb
* A coat hanger through the eye is fun at any age!
* TP the Whitehouse
* Bear Wrestling
* Save a Marine. Throw yourself on an IED today!
* Start talking shit in person
If any of you small-minded troglodites have the attention span to get this far and feel like using your limited faculties to defend your point of view, please do. The internet is a springboard of free speech and I look forward to humiliating you in front of all the others who knew they were too stupid to take me on.
Kill Yourself.
March 18th, 2010 on 1:15 pm
Thanks for the kind words! I think the first thing that I plan on accomplishing on your “to do” list is “Unprotected Sex with Skeezy Prostitutes”. Do I get double points if I go “Unprotected Anal Sex with Skeezy Prostitutes”?
March 18th, 2010 on 2:01 pm
Triple if you shoot up first.
March 18th, 2010 on 2:02 pm
@ disgusted, that’s a long post for someone who supposidly is disgusted by the site. And what kind of moron sticks up for a woman, with a kid, on a suicide mission, what happens to the kid after she’s gone? I’m guessing your overweight too, for you to be sticking up for her like that. And to actually be siding with a man who’s trying to kill his wife, I mean seriously for you to be encouraging your already unhealthy, practically immobile, morbidly obese wife to gain more weight…..you may as well hand her a gun and show her where to aim. So your basically sticking up for a murderer and someone on a suicide mission………..such an upstanding person you are….
March 18th, 2010 on 2:07 pm
Quadruple if you have the balls to defend your opinions. You do realize you have been called out, bitch.
March 18th, 2010 on 2:18 pm
how many points for shooting up, then having unprotected sex with a skeezy prostitute while drunk driving through watts in full kkk garb and a coat hanger in the eye?
March 18th, 2010 on 2:19 pm
@ Disgusted by all of you… Thanks for the compliments
March 18th, 2010 on 3:14 pm
@faceless
First… the site is just a site. the people who populate it; you are my target… I am disgusted by you and your ilk. (Should I put a link on here to Dictionary.com so you can follow along, you fucking grammar school reject?) I am disgusted by your irrational beleif that you somehow have the right to judge anyone, as if you are the standard by which another’s life should be judged.
Now, on to “sticking up for a murderer and someone on a suicide mission.” Life is full of different experiences, many of them tragic and sad. At no point in my post (so many words) did I ever encourage her behavior. In fact I referred to her as “a poor woman who obviously has many issues.” I’m sorry if there were too many words. It must be hard being near illiterate. If only you could understand my post then you would see that the only behavior I ever encouraged was the cessation of your bullying, one way or another.
But see, to you, it really doesn’t matter. It’s this woman today and whoever else you can find to inflict your self-loathing upon tomorrow. You all sit behind your fucking computer screens, encouraging one another to be as heartless, judgemental and ignorant as possible. There is a word for this: schadenfreude. (http://dictionary.reference.com/ – I know you need it.) You feed off the sadistic pleasure you get from facelessly teasing like a schoolyard bully, without anyone to challenge you, because no one will on this site. Normally.
That’s why I posted. Someone should have the balls to do the right thing, to stick up for the less fortunate. To love and accept this woman as she is, a person, and not reduce her to some sideshow freak that is good enough to gawk at but not see as a human. And in so doing, you lose out on an opportunity to further understand what it means to be human, to read her story and learn something about yourself and how your actions affect those around you. But it never occured to you to think about it that way. Did it?
You and your small-minded friends are the villians in this story, and you don’t even realize it. See even now, believe it or not, I hold you in love. Your kind only respond to nastiness, and I gave it to you in spades. I will continue to give it to you and make you look stupid, if that is what you really want. But I would much rather that just one of you take these words to heart and think about this before you spread more psychic disease.
Let’s talk about her children now. I’m touched for the concern you show for their plight after you got a good laugh out of this. I’ll tell you what happens to the kids after she is gone: They endure a life of pain as they attempt to exist in a society full of people who judge them, just as their mother was. People who show them contempt and no sympathy. People who laugh at them behind their backs. People who like h8torade.com.
Again, is there not a single mind amongst you who thinks they can take on my arguments? A good attempt Faceless, but you fell back into your normal ways, h8ting, and I have already proved I can do that much better than you. Take on my arguments. I dare you. Tell me this woman’s plight isn’t a direct result of the kind of senseless pain we inflict on each other constantly. Fuck, my dildo has more balls than all of you combined. Man up, and justify your actions.
Pussies.
March 18th, 2010 on 3:18 pm
@Faceless, I will sponsor you in this endeavor myself. Complete the task as you outlined below, provide video documentation and a certified affidavit from a notary public and you can collect your reward!
Times a wastin’. Do it.
“Faceless
March 18th, 2010 on 2:18 pm
how many points for shooting up, then having unprotected sex with a skeezy prostitute while drunk driving through watts in full kkk garb and a coat hanger in the eye?”
March 18th, 2010 on 5:23 pm
WAY TO CHEW ASS
March 18th, 2010 on 7:58 pm
@ disgusted
“a poor woman with many issues” the woman is seriously heavy and wants to get even larger, if she wanted to do something about the condition she’s in then ppl would feel some sort of sympathy for her but she likes it as is and is trying to get bigger how in the hell can anyone feel sorry for her? maybe if someone who claimed to care about her was tough on her or showed her how stupid she’s being at some point in her life instead of “loving her fat” then she’d be better of today, that’s what’s so wrong with the world today ppl are afraid to tell it like it is. And as for life being full of experiences tragic and sad, everyone has their own sob story, boo freaking hoo get over it without putting a strain on everyone around you. And as for her being less fortunate, your kidding right, read the stories and tell me one way in which she’s less fortunate than others. She gets paid to eat, there are ppl in my country starving, malnourished and dying everyday what she eats in one hour could save so many ppl and you want me to feel sorry for this woman………..pardon me if i’m not as idiotic as all that
March 18th, 2010 on 9:08 pm
who is gonna take care of your kids when you die?
March 18th, 2010 on 9:08 pm
Get a clue you crazy woman
March 18th, 2010 on 10:22 pm
Your wasting your time. If we were all the ignorant assholes you say we are, then how the hell do you expect us to read? Were you eating when you posted that comment? I’m gonna say yes. Watch your blood pressure.
March 18th, 2010 on 10:32 pm
Your Dildo has balls? Whats the point of them. Did you just choose the one with balls cause you like the way they look? Do you tickle them, or hum on them? I dont get it. And coathangers in the eye is only fun for embryos…otherwise it’s murder.
March 19th, 2010 on 1:57 am
@Disgusted
You are a perfect enigma. You spend your time writing about how horrible it is to hate or comment on this woman who obviously is proud of who she is. This is more than most people can claim. She has odd goals but most people that want to be immortalized in the guiness book of world records do. I site worlds longest finger nails. The comments on here are what people think, while I agree some are wrong and inappropriate, they are what they are thoughts. The computer screen does free some from their bonds on being polite and politically correct you proved this with your rants. You Disgusted are the embodiment of this site. You write a dissertation on how horrible it is to be mean and then tell everyone how they can best remove themselves from the gene pool and then say I win because I am smarter then you when all your really win is being the meanest person on here. If you truly held us all in love then you would never wish death an spew venom as you do. Maybe you need to go to use your own link and look up love.
March 19th, 2010 on 2:29 am
Kinda ironic the title. Donna is in the best physical shape. shes in the worst shape and on the road to death
March 19th, 2010 on 7:24 am
“”johnnyslim
March 18th, 2010 on 10:32 pm
coathangers in the eye is only fun for embryos…otherwise it’s murder.”"
OMG LMFAO!!!!!!!!!
March 19th, 2010 on 8:00 am
Donna has such a pretty face and pretty little girl. Great looking husband too. I too felt very sad when reading this story. Our children look up to us and when then grow up, they are often just like us. There are too many health issues related to being heavy … too many risks. Not to mention the risks emtoionally for our children. Not worth it. Very sad. I don’t understand why someone would want to do this. The truth is … behind all of this … God loves Donna and she is valuable and she is so worth taking care of. I pray that she will realize that she is so worth it to take care of herself so she can live a long healthy happy life to see her child grow old.
March 19th, 2010 on 8:54 am
OMFG!!!!!
This woman is on a suicide mission. She has the most adorable 6 year old daughter and she’s doing this to herself. All my life I have told people to follows their Dreams and never give up no matter what, but this is fucking crazy.
Message to Donna:
Donna what your doing is stupid, I know you don’t wanna kill your self, but that is were it’s going to end… with you dead. I don’t you personally, but I do know that your daugher is probably living in hell right now, because kids are probably picking on her at school talking about how her mom is a “Very Fat Ass, Selfish Bitch for thinking about her self over her Daughter”. Donna your weight doesn’t affect just you but it also affects your family and if you really cared you would stop this foolish-ness.
I myself use to be fat when i was 16 years old I weighed 200 pounds even. I didn’t have flab or a nasty stomach, but what made me want to lose weight was when I thought about my family and my future family so all that summer when school let out i worked out 3 times a day on WII Fit and lost about 98 pounds that summer. Now i’m 18 and at a helathy 125 pounds. Hun, if i could so it with out having a family to worry about I know DAM WELL YOU CAN.
– Baby Jay
March 19th, 2010 on 9:18 am
I use to be 350 lbs and hated myself, I took off 130 lbs put back 50 of those so I know the cycle , but to just say I want to be the heavyest hmmm ( NUT BAG ) I think she is in serious trouble in doing this the health problems she will have , Will not be able to walk soon and how can you clean yourself . Wow I am just shock about this. I think we will be reading her obituary soon
March 19th, 2010 on 9:52 am
her webpage and myspace have been removed… weird huh?
March 19th, 2010 on 10:27 am
This is for H8torade’s comment: “And let’s reduce her to the same thing we reduce every woman to: an object.” You are an asshole, and I bet you do not have a girlfriend or wife or your GAY! Behind every great man is a better woman, don’t forget it!
March 19th, 2010 on 10:38 am
The picture is gross. There is nothing attractive about this woman with her fat belly hanging down. I feel sorry for her child because she is not going to be around that long. I hope other women won’t follow her lead. Like someone said this is just adding to more health care costs. It has to be hard for her to get around. No one this fat is healthy that is bull.
March 19th, 2010 on 12:38 pm
You people are actually crazy!!!!! Scary crazy!!! I’m sorry I read any of your information…get on some medication and go to counseling…who are any of you ot judge anyone anyway….I’m sorry did one of you said you were God?
March 19th, 2010 on 2:04 pm
I hate her husband. Isn’t he going to have some basic common sense that she is dying soon?I bet whe she dies, he will marry someone in a normal shape.
March 19th, 2010 on 2:46 pm
I weigh 110 and im 19yrs old…and I eat mcdonalds almost everyday or so, and chips and cockies…. but how did she get that fat?:S
March 19th, 2010 on 3:26 pm
Well, good luck with finding a coffin that big!
March 19th, 2010 on 4:49 pm
SHE IS A SICK FAT BITCH !!
I AM FAT but she takes the CAKE and Eats it to get more fat. Ughhhhh… why da fuck would any man want that fat of a puss,that must smell like low tide all the time. WHY? WHY? UGGHHHHHHHHHH…
April 15th, 2010 on 8:35 am
@Disgusted
You sound like a loser. just saying.