Tiger Woods Is Ready To Put It Back In The Hole
by h8torade on Mar.16, 2010, under funny shit, sports
Tiger Woods announced today that he is ready to start swinging the sticks and will make his comeback at The Masters in Augusta, GA.
The Masters is where I won my first major and I view this tournament with great respect,” Woods said in a statement, now on his Web site. “After a long and necessary time away from the game, I feel like I’m ready to start my season at Augusta.
Word on the street is that Tiger has moved back into his mansion in Florida with his wife. I think she took one look at that pre-nup – had it rewritten – and plans on cashing out if Tiger decides that he wants to go play the 19th hole with some other hoes.
I’m sure that South Park is going to take it easy on him during their season premiere tomorrow….or not.
The premier is titled “Sexual Healing”. From the press release:
The nation’s top scientists come together to put a stop to the recent phenomenon of rich, successful men who suddenly want to have sex with many, many women. After extensive testing, some of the fourth grade boys in South Park Elementary are diagnosed as sex addicts.
The DVR has officially been set to record.
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March 16th, 2010 on 7:11 pm
LOL Forget what cha heard, Tiger is still tha MAN!
Game recognize game!
March 16th, 2010 on 9:59 pm
Dvr that South Park,oh yeah
March 17th, 2010 on 7:17 am
Sex therapy my ass… He was having sex with FINE DIME peices, 9 of them! He was fucking a pornstar, gat man, he is the new huggy bear! I can only dream of fucking Krystal Main!
March 17th, 2010 on 12:04 pm
Tiger has no one to apologize to but his wife. Derek Jeter did this for years and year and years and no one gave a shit cuz he wasn’t married. Dumb for being married, smart for using your status to get into some fine women. He also knocked a hole in some hit ass bitches, but they all cant be winners! take notes tim tebow.
March 17th, 2010 on 12:48 pm
Tim Tebow is a douchebag but his gf has some HUGE tits on her! Who give a fuck, Tebow is a fucking TOOL!