Eldrick Speaks; Blames Not Meditating For Putting His Dick In Other Chicks
by h8torade on Mar.21, 2010, under sports
Tiger came out and gave ESPN 5 minutes for a quicky interview and continued the PR spin on why he thought it was o.k. to throw his seed in pornstars….
Woods: Well, I had gotten away from my core values as I said earlier. I’d gotten away from my Buddhism. And I quit meditating. I quit doing all the things that my mom and dad had taught me. And as I said earlier in my statement, I felt entitled, and that is not how I was raised.
Rinaldi: Why not seek treatment before all of this came out?
Woods: Well, I didn’t know I was that bad. I didn’t know that I was that bad.
Rinaldi: How did you learn that? How did you learn it?
Woods: Stripping away denial, rationalization. You strip all that away and you find the truth.
It can be hard to meditate when you’re banging whores on Ambien™.
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March 22nd, 2010 on 5:35 am
hey, just cause he was fuckin em doesn’t mean he was skeeting inside of them
March 22nd, 2010 on 5:36 am
just cause he fucked em doesn’t mean he skeeted inside of them
March 22nd, 2010 on 7:42 am
Tiger woods needs to shut the fuck up. He aint real, he needs to be real about this shit.
He doesnt not have a “sex addiction”, shut the fuck up about that dumb ass repugnant shit. He had 9 FINE DIME BITCHES and he was nailing them. What man wouldnt??
What about his wife?? I dont feel sorry for her. Why do men wander off, because the wives dont stay grimey in bed. They get married and get all conservative. They act like they forgot how to suck dick BUT they been doing that shit since they were 16!
And here’s another “FUCK YOU” the interviewer acting like he is all righteous and wouldnt fuck hot bitches. Tiger, don’t apologize to my ass, I dont give a fuck, I’m actually jealous!
Nigga please!
March 22nd, 2010 on 8:23 pm
I respect Tiger for trying to keep the media circus @ bay for the sake of his family.
-BUT-
This kid is a douche. I knew he was when he said he was cablinabliasian or whatever the fuck, but I’d be telling motherfuckers to suck my golf club left & right. It’s too late to straddle the line between gentlemen & douche nozzle. Go hard or go home. No pun intended.
& fuck ESPN.
March 24th, 2010 on 8:15 am
I thought it was hilarious for the first 3 minutes then i changed the channel cause he just sounded like a real idiot. I completely agree with kimchi some broads just stop giving a shit once they got a ring on the finger since they already got shit in the bag. Its kinda ridiculuous when you think about marriage pretty much being legalized whoredom/prostitution but then somehow when you actually get married you get none of the above. Shinanigans i say… Shinanigans!
And ive seen his whores, not that impressed. I for one have fucked a chick not as hot as the chick I was with cuz she was more “willing”. So thats the only thing i can think of for some of those sluts.
other notes:
+1 for banging a pornstar
- Everyone that watches porn wants to fuck the bitches they see on the screen.
-10 for actually banging a pornstar.
- If you watch porn you see some of the shit these broads do and/or get done to them and you still want to touch em? Let alone have a 3 year affair with one. (You can drop a steak in shit and wash it off but its still a steak that was dropped in shit, or in this case a bitch with cum in her face/hair/eyes/mouth/ass/pussy/tits/purse/dress/behind her ears/inbetween her toes/etc)
I think tiger should hold a conference saying he has herpes and that all the women he had sex with should go get themselves checked out. I’d watch that TV conference.