I strolled into my local San Diego Home Depot yesterday to get some shit for the new house and I knew that Home Depot carried just about everything, but I was shocked to see they also carried strippers.

I went ahead and “special ordered” one at the counter – should take 2-3 weeks to get in.

Time Warner won’t be out until Monday and it feels like I’m on dial-up when I’m using my crackberry to connect to the Internets. Posts will be slow until I get my high-speed connection. It feels like I’m back in the days of dial-up – waiting for my streaming porn to buffer….it can only get better.