Hank Johnson Doesn’t Want Guam To Capsize
by h8torade on Apr.01, 2010, under politics
Hank Johnson (D-GA) recently raised some “concerns” about increased troop levels in Guam and wanted to make sure that Guam doesn’t tip over and capsize….like it’s the fucking Titanic™
There are 175,000 people living in Guam – adding an additional 8,000 troops in Guam isn’t going to send it crumbling into the ocean.
And let’s not forget about the coral reefs…..
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April 2nd, 2010 on 1:41 am
its sooo sad he was elected, im surprised he can wipe his own butt, actually i shouldnt say that with certainty.
April 2nd, 2010 on 5:43 am
Maybe if he had a mustache he’d appear smarter.
Nah, that would have to be the most intelligent facial hair ever. Like Alex Trebek’s mustache. That’s why he shaved it. It kept answering the ‘Jeopardy’ questions quicker than the contestants.
April 2nd, 2010 on 5:46 am
What a dumb ass, hes been smokin’ his exports that sticky icky!
April 2nd, 2010 on 11:45 am
that guy is a fucking RETARD. thats y our country is fucked up people like him getting elected. islands dont just flip over you dumb ass has that ever happened in the history of the world no wtf he can barely even speak either
April 2nd, 2010 on 11:11 pm
Wow. Maybe its because he’s from Georgia…
April 3rd, 2010 on 9:28 pm
It’s totally baffling how some people get to where they are.
April 3rd, 2010 on 10:47 pm
Maybe if more people voted, started/joined political movements or did anything more than just complain, then perhaps “stupid” people wouldn’t be in office.
Quit complaining and eat the burger you ordered.
April 4th, 2010 on 2:27 am
i second what gblack said, even though he cant write either.
April 4th, 2010 on 3:15 am
i wasnt old enough to vote this past election but if i was you can be sure as hell i wouldnt have voted for his dumb ass. and dont act like he isnt stupid by putting quotes cause he had to pause and say umm and use hand gestures for a whole minute while thinking for the very difficult word WIDE. the guy is a retard and thinks hes helping people not drown by turning that bill down i cant even begin to imagine what other fucked up bills he has passed. so bob ill complain and return my burger because it isnt exactly cooked how i like it thank you and goodnight
April 4th, 2010 on 7:46 am
OMG does this realy happpen? Are there elected officials that are dumber than dirt? This guy shud be Obama’s running mate for re=election
April 5th, 2010 on 12:31 pm
I want to give props to the Naval Officer who had to respond this cracked out line of questioning – he didn’t bat an eye.
I would have loved to hear what he told the wife when he came home that day… “Hay, hon – a congressman asked me if too many people would capsize an island!”