Let’s kick off Memorial Day weekend with some of what I’m hoping to see at the beaches here in San Diego this year. There may be the occasional beached whale who parks herself on the beach, but those should be few and far between.

See you guys on Tuesday.

CNN - Coleman died of a brain hemorrhage at a Provo, Utah, hospital, Friday afternoon, according to a hospital spokeswoman. The actor fell ill at his Santaquin, Utah, home Wednesday evening and was rushed by ambulance to a hospital, Coleman’s spokesman had said in a statement earlier Friday.

Next one to go…..

Webster.

I don’t watch American Idol so I’m not sure what all the excitement is about, but by this chicks reaction you’d think that someone just died.  She obviously wasn’t happy with how America voted, but get your shit together woman……

This is the exact reaction I was expecting to see just based on the decor.  Tilted lampshade off in the corner…..Jethro shirtless on the sofa….morbidly obese woman with huge tits and no bra……sitting there in her pajamas getting emotional over a fucking t.v. show.

The stale Doritos™ and terrible body odor are making their way through my monitor…..gotta go back and look at some Random Hotties posts to get my mind right.

Holy shit….50 percent dropped 54 pounds in 9 weeks for his upcoming role in the movie Things Fall Apart.

He got rid of all the tats on his arm and it looks like he had his dome extended 3 feet all the way around. He’s playing a football player diagnosed with cancer.

And the Academy Award™ goes to……