Meet Rolando Negrin. He worked as a TSA agent at Miami International Airport and as part of a training exercise was told to go stand in the new x-ray machine.

Co-workers apparently were standing behind the monitor when he did and started making jokes about the size of his penis, and not in a good way, and Rolando apparently didn’t take too kindly to that.

He confronted one of the people talking down on his junk and smacked them around with a police baton. He’s been suspended pending an investigation.

I’m on a plane about 3 times a month and I’ve been through these xray scanners. I’ve declined it once and was wanded up, down, left, and right by a TSA who had a bad case of the ghey the one time I refused to go through it.

What’s interesting is that when you do go through it, they have you stand off to the side and the TSA agent radios in “male” or “female” after you’ve gone through. So obviously, they are able to make out someone’s package to verify their sex. I may just whip it out the next time I have to go through the full body scanner just to cut down on the suspense.