The Prez might want to sound proof his bedroom or have Michelle bite that pillow a little harder when he’s knockin’ the bottom out of it…..his own kids are afraid to come into the master bedroom.

Go ask your mother.

KARE11 – One o’clock in the morning he woke me up and told me he was in excruciating pain,” recalls Christy Gibbons, David’s mom. Not long after, David was in surgery at St. Joseph’s Hospital in Brainerd having his right testicle removed.

“This may be called a game, but it’s not a game. It’s dangerous and it needs to stop,” said Christy.

I’ll admit. I’m guilty of a few “cup checks” back in my youth.

You tap just enough to cause slight discomfort – not to the point where guys are having to get their testicles removed. This is obviously a male driven activity. I can’t recall chicks slapping each other in the vag. Though I’d be down to watch, what would we call it? Flap slapping…..clam hammering…..gotta think about that one.

He could have turned this into a way to meet chicks like this guy did…….

Gotta be a little akward only having one marble down there. Feel bad for the kid…..maybe he should grow a pair.