(BusinessInsider)Today, the DeVores are asking themselves that same question after raking in close to $150,000 since January 30, 2009 – when young David’s father, also named David, uploaded the video of his son onto YouTube.

Within just four days, “David After Dentist” received 3 million views on YouTube and the younger David quickly became an Internet celebrity. His father quit his job in residential real estate (did we mention they live in Florida?), and the family started selling t-shirts featuring cartoon drawings of their son post-dental surgery.

That’s what it takes to make some money on the Internet? Have kids….take them to the dentist….drug them up…video tape and upload it to YouTube….then sit back and collect the check.

I’ve been doing it wrong all these fucking years….I’ve been blogging and running Google Adsense and I was sure that this would let me retire by the time I hit 35, but considering that I’ve only made $1.61 in the last week, it looks like I’ll be working for quite a while and eating ramen noodles for dinner.

Lucky bastards……

(MiamiHerald)Tiger Woods is banned from letting girlfriends near his kids in a divorce deal netting his ex a record 500 million — at least $750 million, according to London’s Sun newspaper.

Divorce papers will be signed next week in Orlando, the paper reports.

By far, the most expensive whores known to man. Is there really a need to get married when you have that much money and can bang any chick you want? They say that a married athlete has more marketing potential, so you have to think did he marry Elin to make his bank account grow or did he love that swedish poon?

I think we all know the answer to that. He was banging everything under the sun…porn stars….restaurant managers…..his next door neighbor….reality tv whores…..and don’t forget about Rachel Uchitel……

I’d hit it.

Put some headphones on…..

I’m glad they cropped his right hand on this billboard.  The kids don’t need to see Shrek making a fresh batch…..