Parenting at its finest. Why the hell you would let your kids play in the water when you can obviously see that shit washing up on shore is beyond me. An automatic nominee for “Parent of the Year”.

And talk about one of the laziest moms I’ve ever seen. She obviously doesn’t want any part of the oil on her, but has no problem giving a real half-ass attempt to scrape it off her kid with a toy shovel. If I was that kid, I would have picked up that shovel and smacked her right in her fat ass for being such a lazy broad.

Oh but wait, she came packed with Goo Gone™. Let’s go swimming kids!