Elin Woods Has 750 Million Reasons To Be Happy

by h8torade on Jun.30, 2010, under sports

(MiamiHerald)Tiger Woods is banned from letting girlfriends near his kids in a divorce deal netting his ex a record 500 million — at least $750 million, according to London’s Sun newspaper.

As part of the agreement, the golfer has agreed to keep single women away from daughter Sam, 3, and son Charlie, 1. In return, former wife Elin Nordegren, 30, gets the biggest payout ever seen in a celebrity divorce — but she can’t speak out publicly over her former husband’s reported affairs, The Sun says.

Divorce papers will be signed next week in Orlando, the paper reports.

By far, the most expensive whores known to man. Is there really a need to get married when you have that much money and can bang any chick you want? They say that a married athlete has more marketing potential, so you have to think did he marry Elin to make his bank account grow or did he love that swedish poon?

I think we all know the answer to that. He was banging everything under the sun…porn stars….restaurant managers…..his next door neighbor….reality tv whores…..and don’t forget about Rachel Uchitel……