You found someone to marry you?

Chelsea Clinton and Marc Mezvinsky got married today in Rhinebeck, NY at a 50 acre estate known as Astor Courts. What the hell was this guy thinking? Yeah, it would be cool to have Bill as your father-in-law – but that’s about it. Now you’ve got to go home and strap on The Accommodator™ and lay pipe to Chelsea all night long. He better have a pretty decent porn collection going because he is going to need some help to “get it up”. Sorry, Chelsea Clinton just doesn’t do anything to get my penis in a state where it needs to be to perform. I’m sitting here thinking that this guy is actually looking her in the eyes as he pounds away at it on his wedding day – and has to be thinking of someone else while he does it.

More importantly, I wonder if Hillary passed along any of her oral skill tips n tricks….

Not bad form. One hand on the shaft and the other paying close attention to the boys. I give it a solid 9 out 10.

UPDATE:
HERE is a zip file with this weeks hoes. I see you guys downloading these pics one at a time……

You know her pops can’t be too happy about taking the dick on camera…..There will be some Matrix Type Shit™ going down the first time she tries to bring over one of her pornstar boyfriends.

And who does she have to thank for inspiring her to take to the camera. Who else but Kim Kardashian….

I’ve watched how successful Kim Kardashian became and I think a lot of it was due to the release of her sex tape by Vivid,” Fishburne said in the press release.” I’m hoping the same magic will work for me. I’m impatient about getting well-known and having more opportunities and this seemed like a great way to get started on it.

And all these people said Kim Kardashian wasn’t a role model. Haters gonna hate…..

I’d hit it.

Antoine Dodson is blowing up the Internets. This vid is making it’s way into my top 3 YouTube videos of all-time and is pretty close to taking over the top spot from the Leprechaun in Alabama video.

What’s the Leprechaun video you ask? Let’s go back in time……

and it wouldn’t be complete without the remix….

Back to Antoine. He’s got a description of the guy who tried to mount his sister. And he must of been on crack because he didn’t want to fuck her because she’s just a pretty face – she knows that!

She got your scent playa! You are fucked.

You all remember Larissa? She rocked the 2010 Blackberry holder during the World Cup and promised to run through the streets of Paraguay butt nekkid if they won the World Cup.

Could you imagine how motivated the U.S. team would be if Jessica Alba promised to run through the streets of Los Angeles in her birthday suit?

On to the pics….some may be NSFW…..