Your probably asking yourself “what does it take to get a man card”? I can tell you that dressing up in some Winnie-The-Pooh shit will never get you one. When you do get your man card you have to go to great lengths to not get it revoked. Some shit you don’t want to do…

Getting dragged along to the movies by your chick to see a “chick flick” will get your man card revoked. Watching figure skating, even during the Olympics, will get your card revoked with a quickness. Listening to Justin Bieber, even if Ludacris is on the track, will result in a lifetime man card ban.

Lucky for you, there is a app for that. James Condon, the developer, describes his app as….

“A think tank of the world’s brightest behavioral scientists collaborated to develop a test to quickly and accurately evaluate an individual’s worthiness to be issued a Man Card. Their test was ported to an iPhone app so it could be disseminated to the public. This is their test…” (app link)

James hooked me up with a free copy and I can’t get past “Metrosexual”. I sent James a scathing email telling him that this app was flawed, but he assured me that he hired only the brightest minds to develop this app. I still call bullshit….

He passed along 5 free copies of the app to give to you guys. The first 5 who hit me up using the contact form above will get a key to download the app.

Also, I like free shit. If you have something you want me to pimp – send it to me – and I’ll do a write up. I’m easy….

UPDATE:

reader Nicholas fired off an email to me with the subject “No fruit in my god damn beer!” and a screenshot of his TEMPORARY man card

Don’t knock Blue Moon­™……