(NY Daily News) – The newest pig-out opportunity comes in the form of foot-longs like the cheeseburger that’s being tested at 50 Carl’s restaurants in Southern California and 50 Hardee’s in Indiana, according to USA Today.

Like some of the other offerings that are big in size but low in price, this burger extravaganza costs $4 without lettuce and tomatoes, and $4.50 with. Meanwhile, Subway will preview a line of foot-longs next month, and Quiznos is considering introducing premium foot-longs in the fall. They’ll cost around $5, and one will be made with prime rib.

Size matters, say food experts.

“We live in a society that’s fascinated with all things big,” Scott Hume, editor of BurgerBusiness.com, an industry trade site, told USA Today. “It’s inherently American to push for something bigger and better than anyone else has.”

The Hardee’s foot-long is a jaw-busting, artery-clogging sandwich that has 850 calories and 20 grams of saturated fat. If it sells well, it could be available in various other Hardee’s within six months.

That burger looks like shit. Carl’s Jr could collect the sweat from Kim Kardashian’s vagina and put it on their food and I still wouldn’t eat it. When you live in California, you go to a handful of places when you want to get your burger on. My top 2 list for burger joints in Cali:

1. In N Out
2. Five Guys Burgers

And yes, I would eat Kim Kardashian’s vagina. Even on a heavy flow day.