You found someone to marry you?

Chelsea Clinton and Marc Mezvinsky got married today in Rhinebeck, NY at a 50 acre estate known as Astor Courts. What the hell was this guy thinking? Yeah, it would be cool to have Bill as your father-in-law – but that’s about it. Now you’ve got to go home and strap on The Accommodator™ and lay pipe to Chelsea all night long. He better have a pretty decent porn collection going because he is going to need some help to “get it up”. Sorry, Chelsea Clinton just doesn’t do anything to get my penis in a state where it needs to be to perform. I’m sitting here thinking that this guy is actually looking her in the eyes as he pounds away at it on his wedding day – and has to be thinking of someone else while he does it.

More importantly, I wonder if Hillary passed along any of her oral skill tips n tricks….

Not bad form. One hand on the shaft and the other paying close attention to the boys. I give it a solid 9 out 10.