Sign #1 that you have too many kids?  When you have a hard time remembering all their names.  From HBO’s Hard Knocks:

Did I hear that he had three kids that were all 3 years old? That’s one hell of a threesome…..

Listen, no one is a fan of “pulling out”, but you’ve got to explore some options before you start making a run at Shawn Kemp’s record.  Maybe mix it up a bit in the bedroom and play the back 9….take a trip down dirt road….or maybe invest in some Ochocinco condoms…..

He’s probably hoping that one of these days he can break out the Maury Povich Paternity Dance™: