So I’m looking at my hitcounter on the blog today and noticed a big spike in traffic today. From what I can see, people are Googling™ “h8torade”. Nothing wrong with that, but was I featured somewhere and didn’t know it. Did I make CNN? Did Kim Kardashian release the sex tape that we made together and didn’t tell me?

If you are a first time visitor, drop me a quick note and let me know how you heard about the blog. If I don’t get AT A MINIMUM 10 comments, I’m turning the “Random Hottie” post for tomorrow over to the gay intern and letting him run loose with it.

Just think Johnsonville Brats™

You know her pops can’t be too happy about taking the dick on camera…..There will be some Matrix Type Shit™ going down the first time she tries to bring over one of her pornstar boyfriends.

And who does she have to thank for inspiring her to take to the camera. Who else but Kim Kardashian….

I’ve watched how successful Kim Kardashian became and I think a lot of it was due to the release of her sex tape by Vivid,” Fishburne said in the press release.” I’m hoping the same magic will work for me. I’m impatient about getting well-known and having more opportunities and this seemed like a great way to get started on it.

And all these people said Kim Kardashian wasn’t a role model. Haters gonna hate…..

I’d hit it.

Damn, Is that H8torade eye-fucking me?

Props to Kourtney for putting in some work at the gym. Nothing like a MILF getting back into shape within months. Kim better come out with another sex tape because Kourtney is pretty close to taking over as the hottest Kardashian.

One of life’s great mysteries though is how a guy who looks like this:

gets to put his cock inside of her hatchet wound:

Fuck it….some bonus pics of Katy Perry and her huge cans at a water amusement park.

(NY Daily News) – The newest pig-out opportunity comes in the form of foot-longs like the cheeseburger that’s being tested at 50 Carl’s restaurants in Southern California and 50 Hardee’s in Indiana, according to USA Today.

Like some of the other offerings that are big in size but low in price, this burger extravaganza costs $4 without lettuce and tomatoes, and $4.50 with. Meanwhile, Subway will preview a line of foot-longs next month, and Quiznos is considering introducing premium foot-longs in the fall. They’ll cost around $5, and one will be made with prime rib.

Size matters, say food experts.

“We live in a society that’s fascinated with all things big,” Scott Hume, editor of BurgerBusiness.com, an industry trade site, told USA Today. “It’s inherently American to push for something bigger and better than anyone else has.”

The Hardee’s foot-long is a jaw-busting, artery-clogging sandwich that has 850 calories and 20 grams of saturated fat. If it sells well, it could be available in various other Hardee’s within six months.

That burger looks like shit. Carl’s Jr could collect the sweat from Kim Kardashian’s vagina and put it on their food and I still wouldn’t eat it. When you live in California, you go to a handful of places when you want to get your burger on. My top 2 list for burger joints in Cali:

1. In N Out
2. Five Guys Burgers

And yes, I would eat Kim Kardashian’s vagina. Even on a heavy flow day.

I’m going to sleep like a baby tonight….no need for me to get anymore graphic then that.

I’m oddly turned on by the wax Kim Kardashian. Probably knowing that it hasn’t had more dicks in it than the urinals at Yankee Stadium most likely has something to do with it.

I’d hit it – both of em’.

Blog won’t get much love today since I’ll be driving up to Los Angeles. Hit up the archives, check out the blogroll, or just imagine that those are your balls in Kim Kardashian’s hands…..

Denver Nuggets PG Ty Lawson is trying to get that championship banner in Denver and thinks the best way to do it is to go balls deep in a Kardashian.

Reggie won a Super Bowl ring with Kim….Lamar wins a championship with bigfoot Khloe……so why not let Carmelo and the boys run a train on Kim in the locker room?

I’d hit it.

Just ran across this on the Internets and rumor has it that Dallas Cowboys WR Miles Austin is going balls deep into Kim Kardashian. The National Enquirer reports that she invited him to the Lakers Game 6, but that they didn’t sit together.

I jumped over to Miles’ twitter page and noticed that he’s only following 15 people – one of those being Kim.

You know Reggie isn’t going to be happy about this shit. Mark your calendars….Saints @ Cowboys on 11/25.

(SBB)

Kendra Wilkinson’s sex tape has hit the Internets and is available at the link below for your spanking viewing pleasure.

Kendra sex tape

I did a fast-forward preview of the tape and it’s alright. I still think Kim Kardashian holds it down the best in the celebrity sex tape category. It’s your typical video and starts off with Kendra dancing and a couple close-ups of her hatchet wound. The dude knocking it out was her boyfriend back in the day and is a current MMA fighter named Justin Frye. He goes down for a little hairpie and Kendra then goes in for a mouth hug and they get goin’ to pound town.

I didn’t realize Kendra was so flexible. She definitely knows how to work the dick. You always wondered what kind of chick Kendra was when it came to handling the money shot. Is she a girl who runs away from the protein shot or does she accept it openly….sadly, she rides this guy right before he busts and doesn’t even offer him any hand or mouth relief. He’s left to catch his own offspring in the palm of his hand and she throws him a towel and lays down on the bed.

I would have ended the relationship right then and there. I’d hit it.