Dad should of had mom ass up face down biting on that pillow. Just wait until she goes to school and tells her teacher what she heard. You’ve got to play those slow jams in the background to help mute our the sounds your woman makes as you lay the wood.

thx TeeRoy

Barney is so 90′s. Can’t wait for him to start school and ask his teacher “Shorty, what the fuck you want?”

SAGINAW COUNTY, Mich. — A former Freeland school teacher accused of having sex with a student is heading to trial. A father took the witness stand during a hearing Thursday to speak out about the alleged affair he says his son was having with then Freeland High School teacher Marcie Rousseau. He said, at first he though his son was seeing a girl his own age. “I’m thinking, there’s a 16-year-old girl in my house,” said the teen’s father in courtroom testimony. “When he found out we were going to see her parents, he says ‘dad you can’t, it’s my teacher. The 17-year-old also took the stand and told the courtroom that he decided to come clean about the affair because he believed Rousseau was sleeping with other people.’”

Who fucking cares if she is slangin’ the poon around? This was commitment-free ass. You dial her up when you want to bust – then send her on her way when you are done. Rumor has it she was even giving it up to the assistant principal at the same school.

It looks like she’s ready to service someone in the pic above.  Hair is pulled back and out of the way – hot hooker pink lipstick has been applied – and easy access wife beater is ready to be taken off.  I’d hit it.

(NYDailyNews)We haven’t had a good teacher/student sex scandal in a while but Alini Brito and Cindy Mauro might be starting a new trend. On to the details…

Brito and Mauro started the evening of Nov. 20 with after-work drinks at Nora’s Park Bench Café in Marine Park.

Despite witnesses saying the pair was naked on the floor, Nussbaum contended that the documents don’t “specify any sexual conduct.”

God bless these women. It’s not like the janitor caught them doing the scissor lock with a double-headed dildo. If anyone needs to be fired its the janitor. Maybe one of them was going into cardiac arrest and she was simply in the process of saving her life. There are alot of reasons why two women who had been drinking all night might end up in a classroom with hardly any clothes on. I’m just pissed that I wasn’t there.

I’d hit it.

thx TeeRoy

You might not like how a professor worded a question on a quiz, but when the teacher says to talk to them after class and you decide that you want an answer right then and there – then proceed to throw a water bottle at a classmate – that will get you a date with the campus po-po.

24 year old Robyn Foster let it be known that she “threatened this bitch right here” and turned around to point at a classmate seated behind her.

A couple minutes later she told the cops that she wasn’t leaving the class and that they would have to carry her out. They didn’t have any problem helping her to the floor – slappin some cuffs on her – and walking her belligerent ass out the door.

That shit is just plain embarrassing. You’re a grown ass adult acting like a spoiled 12 year old. Get your shit together woman and get back in the kitchen and make me a damn sandwich!

Amy Beck, a teacher at David Starr Jordan Middle School in Burbank, is being accused of having sex and handing out mouth hugs to a 14-year-old student.

She just came in because she was feeling guilty and the guilt had been bothering her so much that she had to get it off her chest,” Burbank Police Sgt. Robert Quesada

That probably wasn’t the only thing she had to get off her chest if she was showing off those oral skills.

She looks to be getting some great “reviews” over at RateMyTeacher.com

Meet Mary Segall. She’s been placed on administrative leave after taking her Paradise Valley music class to Hooter’s for lunch.

She told school officials that Hooter’s was the only place that could accommodate the size of her group. They weren’t trying to hear that and placed her on leave.

She’s getting ready to retire in January and could probably give a shit less. Hooter’s food is terrible. I prefer to eat down south at the Pink Taco….

Tiffany Shepherd made headlines in April after bikini-clad pictures of her on a fishing charter got her canned from Port St. Lucie High School. She turned to doing porn, she told a Florida news outlet, after losing custody of two of her three kids to her ex-husband and sending out 2,500 resumes – some even to prisons – without landing a new teaching job.

Doing pr0n to make ends meet and prove you are a fit mother? Interesting….

She goes by the screenname “Leah Lust”. I’m still searching the Internets to see her work first hand – will post when I run across a video.

UPDATE: Here is a link that will take you to her video. Obviously, this shit is NSFW, unless your work allows you to look at chicks deepthroating the krank.

I’d hit it.

Meet Melissa Ann Andreini. She allegedly paid a 15 year old male student $1,500.00 for knocking the bottom out of it. The police aren’t sure if it was hush money or money for services rendered, but if I was getting paid to lay the wood to my teacher you better believe I would be keeping that shit on the down low.

According to the police statement, the boys mother confronted Andreini at Andreini’s home on July 3 after finding out the teacher was supposedly having sex with her son. Andreini admitted to the boy’s mother that she had sex with the teenager on several occasions at her home, according to the statement.

I’d hit it.