Giving Colombia a run for their money…..

Best. Prom. Ever. You find out early if your girl is going to put out and if not you head next door and bang a pornstar.

We are only in May and this guy locked up Father of the Year honors. You’ve got to be a real idiot to think that it’s funny to put your kid in a washing machine – joke or not. Can we go ahead and cut the nuts off of this clown so that he doesn’t bring anymore kids into the world?