Tiger came out and gave ESPN 5 minutes for a quicky interview and continued the PR spin on why he thought it was o.k. to throw his seed in pornstars….

Woods: Well, I had gotten away from my core values as I said earlier. I’d gotten away from my Buddhism. And I quit meditating. I quit doing all the things that my mom and dad had taught me. And as I said earlier in my statement, I felt entitled, and that is not how I was raised.

Rinaldi: Why not seek treatment before all of this came out?

Woods: Well, I didn’t know I was that bad. I didn’t know that I was that bad.

Rinaldi: How did you learn that? How did you learn it?

Woods: Stripping away denial, rationalization. You strip all that away and you find the truth.

It can be hard to meditate when you’re banging whores on Ambien™.

I’ve called Kansas City home for the past 15 years and have made some life-long friendships during that time. Growing up in San Diego, i’ve always tossed around the idea of moving “back home” at some point. It looks like that time is now.

Mrs. H8torade was able to land a job out there and my employer is going to let me work remotely, so it looks like we will be packing our shit up and moving the last week in April. Time to get quotes from some moving companies, sell the crap we don’t need, and head west.

The one thing that I won’t miss. snow.

Mother Nature© had to stick it to me one more time by dumping some snow on us over the weekend. That’s fine, because in about 2 months this is the view that I’ll have while I’m at the beach.

I stay winning.

What kind of sick fuck takes their laptop into the shitter and logs into chatroulette?

The move at the :50 second mark is just not right. No male should be able to do that with his body. You know he’s tried to blow himself atleast once.