It can get pretty musty in a casino. You’ve been sitting at the same table for a couple of hours and your body sweat starts to trickle down into those hidden crevices and it just turns into a recipe for disaster.
Imagine being 440lbs and sitting at a table for 14 straight hours. Michael [...]
Entries Categorized as 'bodily functions'
Michael Wax Didn’t Know When To Fold Em’
August 1, 2008
Elliot Tuleja Has Balls Of Fire
July 22, 2008
I’ve never experienced this, but if your nuts burn at anytime it usually isn’t a good thing….especially when you go to take a piss.
But if your nuts are set on fire - then that is a whole different story.
Matthew Craig Pillers and Jack Brent Nicholas Keiffer pleaded no contest to a felony great bodily injury [...]
Jalapenos Are To Blame For Salmonella
July 21, 2008
You can blame jalapenos for the salmonella contamination that hit tomatoes over the past couple weeks.
A jalapeno pepper contaminated with the same strain of salmonella that has caused the outbreak was found in a food distribution warehouse in McAllen, Texas
So far, 1,251 people have been hit with runny bowels and constant vomiting and caused at [...]
What A Beautiful Water Birth
July 14, 2008
I don’t think I have ever had to shit so bad in my life. I was in PAIN while driving home from work. He crowned with about 10 minutes to go and as soon as I got home he dropped…no epideral needed.
Good thing I mix it up with a healthy dose of fiber [...]
Amy Winehouse’s Pubic Hair Is Trying To Escape
July 9, 2008
Can you blame her pubic hairs for trying to get the hell out of there? I bet you her vagina smells like 10 day old cabbage that has been left out in the sun. Dinner anyone?
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