It can get pretty musty in a casino. You’ve been sitting at the same table for a couple of hours and your body sweat starts to trickle down into those hidden crevices and it just turns into a recipe for disaster.
Imagine being 440lbs and sitting at a table for 14 straight hours. Michael [...]

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I’ve never experienced this, but if your nuts burn at anytime it usually isn’t a good thing….especially when you go to take a piss.
But if your nuts are set on fire - then that is a whole different story.
Matthew Craig Pillers and Jack Brent Nicholas Keiffer pleaded no contest to a felony great bodily injury [...]

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You can blame jalapenos for the salmonella contamination that hit tomatoes over the past couple weeks.
A jalapeno pepper contaminated with the same strain of salmonella that has caused the outbreak was found in a food distribution warehouse in McAllen, Texas
So far, 1,251 people have been hit with runny bowels and constant vomiting and caused at [...]

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I don’t think I have ever had to shit so bad in my life. I was in PAIN while driving home from work. He crowned with about 10 minutes to go and as soon as I got home he dropped…no epideral needed.
Good thing I mix it up with a healthy dose of fiber [...]

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Can you blame her pubic hairs for trying to get the hell out of there? I bet you her vagina smells like 10 day old cabbage that has been left out in the sun. Dinner anyone?

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