bodily functions

NBC Pulls Donkey Semen Challenge From Fear Factor Episode Set To Air Tonight.

by on Jan.30, 2012, under bodily functions, wtf

NY PostDonkey semen is apparently off the menu. NBC won’t air the questionable “Fear Factor” episode featuring a stunt that required contestants to drink the bodily fluid — with a glass of urine as a chaser — originally slated for Monday night, TMZ.com reported. An network website now lists a rerun of the reality competition show in place of the episode “Hee Haw! Hee Haw!,” according to the gossip site, which broke the original story about the tasteless taste test on Friday night. Promos for the new episode had also been taken down from the Internet. In the episode, contestants were apparently required to drink every last drop from both glasses to advance — and that left a bad taste in the mouth of NBC parent company Comcast after the news of the stunt leaked, sources told TMZ. NBC executives had apparently had their own reservations since the stunt was filmed over the summer, but ultimately gave a green light. “Fear Factor” host Joe Rogan teased the stunt to Entertainment Weekly last month. “They’re not even sure if they’re going to air it. It’s so over the top and ridiculous,” he told the magazine. “When they told me, I really though they were joking at first. I don’t know where the debate is, but NBC is not sure if they’re going to air it.” He was a little less cryptic when he spoke to The News. “I say, in the real world, in a healthy society, you’re not supposed to eat animal d—, but guess what, here you have to eat animal d— if you want to win $50,000,” Rogan said.

$50,000 isn’t enough for me to drink spunk from a donkey. I really don’t think you could pay me any amount of money. You’d forever be known as the person who slurped down donkey jizz and you can’t put a price tag on that label.

Though I do know a gay guy who probably milk it straight from the source…..

Lunch anyone?

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NSFW: Don’t Stop Busta Rhymes From Taking A Shit

by on Jan.26, 2012, under bodily functions, celebs, funny shit

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Doesn’t Busta care about the children? Nope. He’s just trying to not shit all over himself.

thx Nicholas

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Hazel Jones Offered 1 Million Dollars To Star In A Porn Film. Why? She Was Born With Two Vaginas

by on Jan.20, 2012, under bodily functions

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Pretty sure Vivid had her in mind for some double-penetration close ups. I can see the benefits of having two vaginas. Let’s say the one on the right is down and under going “maintenance”, you just slide over to the backup vagina and go to pound town. Why the man upstairs didn’t make this mandatory on all women is beyond me. Though, I’m pretty sure if she has two periods a month she can probably turn into a real bitch at times….

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NSFW: I Think I’m Done With The Internet For Today

by on Jan.19, 2012, under bodily functions, wtf

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Pretty sure this video tops 2 Girls 1 Cup. Dude is just bathing inside a septic tank and treating his face to dookie as if he was getting a facial at the spa. I’m out.

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You Ever Have That One Booger You Just Can’t Seem To Dig Out?

by on Jan.17, 2012, under bodily functions

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What. The. Fuck. Was. That.

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