Men are wired to throw their seed around as often as possible, but you’ve got to be able to control those urges until you can get yourself home or out of public view.

This dude apparently couldn’t wait and not only had his happy rag with him, he thought it would be a good idea to throw his sunroof open and give the people above him a little tug show.

“Oh man, he’s angry…..”

I get a little hungry out on the dance floor, but I’m not sure that I’d want some sweaty hair pie in my mouth. So you think you can dance?

I was down with the one banana, but when she threw the other one right next to it I got a little uneasy. There is only room for my banana in that mouth – I’m not trying to sword fight with another dude for room in there.

H8torade.com has a pretty strict corporate policy about posting another mans kickstand on the blog. But if it involves a celeb or athlete, then we are rolling with it.

Portland Trailblazers center Greg “Mandingo” Oden had some nudes hit the Internets today. The 21 year old apparently took these about a year ago and had this to say during a press conference.

It was a lady friend who I was having a relationship with, and it was just for her. It was definitely meant to keep private,” Oden explained. “I’m very sorry, and I’m definitely embarrassed for my family and everybody.”

Translation: I was mashing the guts out of this chick and I stopped hitting it – she got pissed and leaked these photos out.

Apparently the ladies are pretty impressed by what Greg is packing. A reporter, Beth Slovic of the Willamette Week, asked Oden if perhaps he shouldn’t feel so unhappy about the pictures because “a lot of people are impressed.”

I’d have no problem showing my yogurt slinger if I was packin’ like Oden. Pics on the link below – NSFW.

(WSHH)