This chick is back and has moved on from rolling cooking pans and has now moved on to crushing cans with her hands. I’m pretty sure that a handjob from her is out of the question.

I think I’d still hit it.

Most women strive to have that beach body year round. They watch what they eat – hit the gym – and hand out frequent mouth hugs (for the protein intake….).

Donna Simpson is the complete opposite.

Her goal is to hit the 1,000lb mark within the next two years. She wants to hold the record for being the fattest person alive.

My favorite food is sushi, but unlike others I can sit and eat 70 big pieces of sushi in one go,’ she said.

‘I do love cakes and sweet things, doughnuts are my favorite.

Surely her man is trying to talk her out of this….

‘I think he’d like it if I was bigger,’ said Donna.

‘He’s a real belly man, and completely supports me.”

It looks like he really does support you. He’s literally holding up your gut.

How as a man do you stick around and let your chick just pack on the pounds. I would have put a deadbolt on the fridge if my chick decided that donuts for breakfast, lunch, and dinner was a good idea.

I’m guessing that Comfort Wipes™ are on the Christmas wishlist.

Men are wired to throw their seed around as often as possible, but you’ve got to be able to control those urges until you can get yourself home or out of public view.

This dude apparently couldn’t wait and not only had his happy rag with him, he thought it would be a good idea to throw his sunroof open and give the people above him a little tug show.

“Oh man, he’s angry…..”

I get a little hungry out on the dance floor, but I’m not sure that I’d want some sweaty hair pie in my mouth. So you think you can dance?