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		<title>NBC Pulls Donkey Semen Challenge From Fear Factor Episode Set To Air Tonight.</title>
		<link>http://h8torade.com/2012/01/30/nbc-pulls-donkey-semen-challenge-from-fear-factor-episode-set-to-air-tonight/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 19:56:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>h8torade</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[NY Post &#8211; Donkey semen is apparently off the menu. NBC won&#8217;t air the questionable &#8220;Fear Factor&#8221; episode featuring a stunt that required contestants to drink the bodily fluid — with a glass of urine as a chaser — originally slated for Monday night, TMZ.com reported. An network website now lists a rerun of the [...]<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style" addthis:url='http://h8torade.com/2012/01/30/nbc-pulls-donkey-semen-challenge-from-fear-factor-episode-set-to-air-tonight/' addthis:title='NBC Pulls Donkey Semen Challenge From Fear Factor Episode Set To Air Tonight. ' ><a class="addthis_button_google_plusone" g:plusone:size="medium" ></a><a class="addthis_counter addthis_pill_style"></a></div>]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/television/fear-factor-donkey-semen-stunt-pulled-nbc-parent-company-comcast-article-1.1014016?localLinksEnabled=false">NY Post</a> &#8211; <em>Donkey semen is apparently off the menu.  NBC won&#8217;t air the questionable &#8220;Fear Factor&#8221; episode featuring a stunt that required contestants to drink the bodily fluid — with a glass of urine as a chaser — originally slated for Monday night, TMZ.com reported.  An network website now lists a rerun of the reality competition show in place of the episode &#8220;Hee Haw! Hee Haw!,&#8221; according to the gossip site, which broke the original story about the tasteless taste test on Friday night. Promos for the new episode had also been taken down from the Internet.  In the episode, contestants were apparently required to drink every last drop from both glasses to advance — and that left a bad taste in the mouth of NBC parent company Comcast after the news of the stunt leaked, sources told TMZ.  NBC executives had apparently had their own reservations since the stunt was filmed over the summer, but ultimately gave a green light.  &#8220;Fear Factor&#8221; host Joe Rogan teased the stunt to Entertainment Weekly last month. “They’re not even sure if they’re going to air it. It’s so over the top and ridiculous,&#8221; he told the magazine. &#8220;When they told me, I really though they were joking at first. I don’t know where the debate is, but NBC is not sure if they’re going to air it.”  He was a little less cryptic when he spoke to The News.  “I say, in the real world, in a healthy society, you’re not supposed to eat animal d—, but guess what, here you have to eat animal d— if you want to win $50,000,” Rogan said.</em></p>
<p>$50,000 isn&#8217;t enough for me to drink spunk from a donkey.  I really don&#8217;t think you could pay me any amount of money.  You&#8217;d forever be known as the person who slurped down donkey jizz and you can&#8217;t put a price tag on that label.</p>
<p>Though I do know a gay guy who probably milk it straight from the source&#8230;..</p>
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<p>Lunch anyone?</p>
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		<title>NSFW:  Don&#8217;t Stop Busta Rhymes From Taking A Shit</title>
		<link>http://h8torade.com/2012/01/26/nsfw-dont-stop-busta-rhymes-from-taking-a-shit/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jan 2012 18:51:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>h8torade</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Doesn&#8217;t Busta care about the children? Nope. He&#8217;s just trying to not shit all over himself. thx Nicholas<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style" addthis:url='http://h8torade.com/2012/01/26/nsfw-dont-stop-busta-rhymes-from-taking-a-shit/' addthis:title='NSFW:  Don&#8217;t Stop Busta Rhymes From Taking A Shit ' ><a class="addthis_button_google_plusone" g:plusone:size="medium" ></a><a class="addthis_counter addthis_pill_style"></a></div>]]></description>
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<p>Doesn&#8217;t Busta care about the children?  Nope.  He&#8217;s just trying to not shit all over himself.</p>
<p><em>thx Nicholas</em></p>
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		<title>Hazel Jones Offered 1 Million Dollars To Star In A Porn Film.  Why?  She Was Born With Two Vaginas</title>
		<link>http://h8torade.com/2012/01/20/hazel-jones-offered-1-million-dollars-to-star-in-a-porn-film-why-she-was-born-with-two-vaginas/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2012 15:59:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>h8torade</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pretty sure Vivid had her in mind for some double-penetration close ups. I can see the benefits of having two vaginas. Let&#8217;s say the one on the right is down and under going &#8220;maintenance&#8221;, you just slide over to the backup vagina and go to pound town. Why the man upstairs didn&#8217;t make this mandatory [...]<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style" addthis:url='http://h8torade.com/2012/01/20/hazel-jones-offered-1-million-dollars-to-star-in-a-porn-film-why-she-was-born-with-two-vaginas/' addthis:title='Hazel Jones Offered 1 Million Dollars To Star In A Porn Film.  Why?  She Was Born With Two Vaginas ' ><a class="addthis_button_google_plusone" g:plusone:size="medium" ></a><a class="addthis_counter addthis_pill_style"></a></div>]]></description>
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<p>Pretty sure Vivid had her in mind for some double-penetration close ups.  I can see the benefits of having two vaginas.  Let&#8217;s say the one on the right is down and under going &#8220;maintenance&#8221;, you just slide over to the backup vagina and go to pound town.  Why the man upstairs didn&#8217;t make this mandatory on all women is beyond me.  Though, I&#8217;m pretty sure if she has two periods a month she can probably turn into a real bitch at times&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>NSFW: I Think I&#8217;m Done With The Internet For Today</title>
		<link>http://h8torade.com/2012/01/19/nsfw-i-think-im-done-with-the-internet-for-today/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2012 20:22:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pretty sure this video tops 2 Girls 1 Cup. Dude is just bathing inside a septic tank and treating his face to dookie as if he was getting a facial at the spa. I&#8217;m out.<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style" addthis:url='http://h8torade.com/2012/01/19/nsfw-i-think-im-done-with-the-internet-for-today/' addthis:title='NSFW: I Think I&#8217;m Done With The Internet For Today ' ><a class="addthis_button_google_plusone" g:plusone:size="medium" ></a><a class="addthis_counter addthis_pill_style"></a></div>]]></description>
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<p>Pretty sure this video tops 2 Girls 1 Cup.  Dude is just bathing inside a septic tank and treating his face to dookie as if he was getting a facial at the spa.  I&#8217;m out.</p>
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		<title>You Ever Have That One Booger You Just Can&#8217;t Seem To Dig Out?</title>
		<link>http://h8torade.com/2012/01/17/you-ever-have-that-one-booger-you-just-cant-seem-to-dig-out/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2012 17:29:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>h8torade</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What. The. Fuck. Was. That.<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style" addthis:url='http://h8torade.com/2012/01/17/you-ever-have-that-one-booger-you-just-cant-seem-to-dig-out/' addthis:title='You Ever Have That One Booger You Just Can&#8217;t Seem To Dig Out? ' ><a class="addthis_button_google_plusone" g:plusone:size="medium" ></a><a class="addthis_counter addthis_pill_style"></a></div>]]></description>
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<p>What. The. Fuck. Was. That.</p>
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		<title>Guy Slams 3 Beers In 37 Seconds Without Using His Hands</title>
		<link>http://h8torade.com/2012/01/13/guy-slams-3-beers-in-37-seconds-without-using-his-hands/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jan 2012 00:34:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>h8torade</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[His dentist has to love him. This guy has a YouTube channel full of videos of him eating the most weirdest shit. Watch him devour this stick of Old Spice&#8230;. then top it off with dessert&#8230;a can of fucking Crisco. How do guys like this get laid?<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style" addthis:url='http://h8torade.com/2012/01/13/guy-slams-3-beers-in-37-seconds-without-using-his-hands/' addthis:title='Guy Slams 3 Beers In 37 Seconds Without Using His Hands ' ><a class="addthis_button_google_plusone" g:plusone:size="medium" ></a><a class="addthis_counter addthis_pill_style"></a></div>]]></description>
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<p>His dentist has to love him.  This guy has a <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/shoenice22">YouTube channel</a> full of videos of him eating the most weirdest shit.  Watch him devour this stick of Old Spice&#8230;.</p>
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<p>then top it off with dessert&#8230;a can of fucking Crisco.</p>
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<p>How do guys like this get laid?</p>
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		<title>Heart Spills Out Of Cooler On The Way To Surgery</title>
		<link>http://h8torade.com/2012/01/13/heart-spills-out-of-cooler-on-the-way-to-surgery/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jan 2012 00:10:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Protocol might now involve taping the top of the cooler lid shut&#8230;.just a thought&#8230;..<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style" addthis:url='http://h8torade.com/2012/01/13/heart-spills-out-of-cooler-on-the-way-to-surgery/' addthis:title='Heart Spills Out Of Cooler On The Way To Surgery ' ><a class="addthis_button_google_plusone" g:plusone:size="medium" ></a><a class="addthis_counter addthis_pill_style"></a></div>]]></description>
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<p>Protocol might now involve taping the top of the cooler lid shut&#8230;.just a thought&#8230;..</p>
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		<title>NSFW: Kate Upton Bouncing Around In A Bikini</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2012 06:07:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>h8torade</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;d give her the best 30 seconds of her life&#8230;..I&#8217;d hit it.<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style" addthis:url='http://h8torade.com/2012/01/11/nsfw-kate-upton-bouncing-around-in-a-bikini/' addthis:title='NSFW: Kate Upton Bouncing Around In A Bikini ' ><a class="addthis_button_google_plusone" g:plusone:size="medium" ></a><a class="addthis_counter addthis_pill_style"></a></div>]]></description>
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<p>I&#8217;d give her the best 30 seconds of her life&#8230;..I&#8217;d hit it.</p>
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		<title>Kid Blows Chunks After Banging Out A Drum Solo And Keeps On Going</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2012 00:20:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>h8torade</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[She probably asked &#8220;was that Taco Bell?&#8221; and he just laughed her off and continued jamming. Puking his brains out and playing drums LIKE A BOSS.<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style" addthis:url='http://h8torade.com/2012/01/11/kid-blows-chunks-after-banging-out-a-drum-solo-and-keeps-on-going/' addthis:title='Kid Blows Chunks After Banging Out A Drum Solo And Keeps On Going ' ><a class="addthis_button_google_plusone" g:plusone:size="medium" ></a><a class="addthis_counter addthis_pill_style"></a></div>]]></description>
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<p>She probably asked &#8220;was that Taco Bell?&#8221; and he just laughed her off and continued jamming.  Puking his brains out and playing drums LIKE A BOSS.</p>
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		<title>You Never Know When You&#8217;ll Need To Say &#8220;Cum Dumpster&#8221; In Sign Language</title>
		<link>http://h8torade.com/2012/01/08/you-never-know-when-youll-need-to-say-cum-dumpster-in-sign-language/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2012 00:20:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>h8torade</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Might just get you out of an awkward situation&#8230;or potentially into one.<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style" addthis:url='http://h8torade.com/2012/01/08/you-never-know-when-youll-need-to-say-cum-dumpster-in-sign-language/' addthis:title='You Never Know When You&#8217;ll Need To Say &#8220;Cum Dumpster&#8221; In Sign Language ' ><a class="addthis_button_google_plusone" g:plusone:size="medium" ></a><a class="addthis_counter addthis_pill_style"></a></div>]]></description>
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<p>Might just get you out of an awkward situation&#8230;or potentially into one.</p>
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