H8torade » bodily functions http://h8torade.com H8tin' since 1979....... Wed, 23 May 2012 01:10:53 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 Fraz Couldn’t Keep All Those Cruizers Down http://h8torade.com/2012/05/02/fraz-couldnt-keep-all-those-cruizers-down/ http://h8torade.com/2012/05/02/fraz-couldnt-keep-all-those-cruizers-down/#comments Wed, 02 May 2012 14:21:46 +0000 h8torade http://h8torade.com/?p=13394 ]]>

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From the YouTube description:

He was walking around drunk talking shit fucking up everybodys high. So someone sobered him up!

Dude got the “you got knocked the fuck out” treatment.

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Happy 4-20 to all of you who smoke natures healing leaf. This is the equivalent of Black Friday™ for fast food restaurants. Pot heads driving thru getting their McFlurry’s and their dollar menu cheeseburgers will provide a much needed boost to the economy. And really, isn’t it time that we went ahead and legalized this shit?

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The more you know…..

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Not what I was originally thinking, but just as effective. Put on some headphones….

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You knew it was only a matter of time before the mixmasters put something together. Ain’t nobody got time for bronchitis!

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Screw wearing a condom once you get past 70. Raw-dogging is the only way to go once you hit that age. You’ve lived a full life and might as well go out with chlamydia, herpes, and gonorrhea all at the same time. It’s like the triple-crown of banging. I couldn’t imagine trying to throw a condom on at 70. My hands would be so shaky and I’d have no control of myself after popping 10 Viagra. At that age, I’m having the old lady pop her teeth out and go to work…..

And at what age do you stop going down for some hairpie? This is all I can picture when I see a chick over 80…..

]]> http://h8torade.com/2012/04/12/public-service-announcement-by-safersex4seniors-org-just-killed-my-erection/feed/ 0 Can We Go Ahead And Give The Academy Award For Best Picture To Piranha 3DD? http://h8torade.com/2012/04/11/can-we-go-ahead-and-give-the-academy-award-for-best-picture-to-piranha-3dd/ http://h8torade.com/2012/04/11/can-we-go-ahead-and-give-the-academy-award-for-best-picture-to-piranha-3dd/#comments Wed, 11 Apr 2012 23:19:08 +0000 h8torade http://h8torade.com/?p=13117 ]]>

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Hoff, Gary Busey, chicks with huge racks. This movie will be mentioned alongside greats such as The Godfather, Pulp Fiction, and To Kill A Mockingbird.

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Asians have asses? The odds of finding an asian chick like this with a turd cutter like that is about as good as you holding the winning Powerball lotto ticket. I’d hit it.

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No doubt this kid was home schooled after this clip aired of him doing more than just brushing his teeth.

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