bodily functions
Sweet Brown “I Got Bronchitis” Music Video
by h8torade on Apr.12, 2012, under bodily functions, funny shit
You knew it was only a matter of time before the mixmasters put something together. Ain’t nobody got time for bronchitis!
Public Service Announcement By Safersex4seniors.Org Just Killed My Erection
by h8torade on Apr.12, 2012, under bodily functions
Screw wearing a condom once you get past 70. Raw-dogging is the only way to go once you hit that age. You’ve lived a full life and might as well go out with chlamydia, herpes, and gonorrhea all at the same time. It’s like the triple-crown of banging. I couldn’t imagine trying to throw a condom on at 70. My hands would be so shaky and I’d have no control of myself after popping 10 Viagra. At that age, I’m having the old lady pop her teeth out and go to work…..
And at what age do you stop going down for some hairpie? This is all I can picture when I see a chick over 80…..
Can We Go Ahead And Give The Academy Award For Best Picture To Piranha 3DD?
by h8torade on Apr.11, 2012, under bodily functions, funny shit
Hoff, Gary Busey, chicks with huge racks. This movie will be mentioned alongside greats such as The Godfather, Pulp Fiction, and To Kill A Mockingbird.
NSFW: Asian Girl Teaches The Art Of The Booty Pop
by h8torade on Apr.11, 2012, under bodily functions, id hit it
Asians have asses? The odds of finding an asian chick like this with a turd cutter like that is about as good as you holding the winning Powerball lotto ticket. I’d hit it.
Barney Is Preparing Our Youth For Fellatio
by h8torade on Apr.11, 2012, under bodily functions
No doubt this kid was home schooled after this clip aired of him doing more than just brushing his teeth.


