His dentist has to love him. This guy has a YouTube channel full of videos of him eating the most weirdest shit. Watch him devour this stick of Old Spice….

then top it off with dessert…a can of fucking Crisco.

How do guys like this get laid?

Protocol might now involve taping the top of the cooler lid shut….just a thought…..

I’d give her the best 30 seconds of her life…..I’d hit it.

She probably asked “was that Taco Bell?” and he just laughed her off and continued jamming. Puking his brains out and playing drums LIKE A BOSS.

Might just get you out of an awkward situation…or potentially into one.