See what I did there? Genius.

Didn’t take his mom long to figure out that it’s cheaper for him to smoke cigarettes than it is to replace those windows he keeps shattering. Little tip for her, take the belt to his ass a half dozen times and that might straighten him up. Instead, he sits outside like a king overlooking his kingdom, sipping on his nonfat vanilla latte from Starbucks and puffing away on a cig, without giving a single fuck as to anything going on around him.

Looks like Indonesia is full of idiots who don’t know how to act as parents.

Won’t be long before these two join forces and give Kony a run for his money.

Maybe he mistook it for a glazed donut?

No doubt there was a serious “scissoring” session that night….

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I almost think that this should be an Olympic™ sport….it’s like the discus of pooping.