not the 1st time she’s been sprayed in the face by a foreign substance…..

Want your old lady to smell like semen with a touch of jasmine, tuberose, and gardenia? Then go get her Kim Kardashian’s latest perfume.

She’s pimping Carl’s Jr salads, has her own fashion line, downs QuikTrim weight loss shit by the gallon, and now has Dale Earnhardt rolling over in his grave.

If the driver of that car was smart, he’d make sure that none of Kim’s assets were exposed on the bumper of that car.

I’ve never craved a salad from Carl’s Jr until now.

I’d hit it.

There have been plenty of Tiger Woods voicemail remixes, but a major artist hasn’t released a song paying tribute to Tiger’s infidelity.

Until now.

Ludacris comes through with “Sexting”. It’s only gonna get worse, Tiger.

thx to The Don

Someone needs to build a shrine to Kim Kardashian’s turd cutter. On another note – fuck Reggie Bush. He wins a Super Bowl ring AND gets to go home and blow loads in Kim’s arse. Yes, I’m a hater.

I’d hit it.

So Robot Tiger strolled out to the podium today and took blame for sticking his peenor into chicks. He said that his wife, Elin, never took the 9 iron to his grille. Basically, he blamed money and fame for not being able to say no to the power of the pussy.

I’m not sure that making out with your mom is the best PR move….

Breaking News: Guys want sex and they want to bang out as many chicks as possible. More news at 11.

Iron Mike showed off those two left feet on Italy’s version of Dancing With The Stars. He should just stick to raping women, allegedly, because dude can’t dance.