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Melanie Iglesias And Lisa Ramos Try To One Up Kate Upton Doing The “Cat Daddy”

h8torade — Wed, 02 May 2012 14:27:51 +0000

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It’s a tough call. Kate is definitely showing more by rocking the bikini, but Melanie gives us more of the total package with a couple of nice ass shots. Link to my other Melanie posts from back in the day HERE.

I think I just found my dream threesome. I’d hit it.

NSFW: Kate Upton Would Be Calling Me Big Daddy After She Got Done Doing The Cat Daddy

h8torade — Tue, 01 May 2012 16:43:09 +0000

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Good thing I’m not old and on heart medication. EMT’s would find me passed out with my pants around my ankles and a death grip on my kickstand if I was. I’d hit it.

NSFW: Watch These 3 Old Ladies Break Down The Kim Kardashian Sex Tape

h8torade — Tue, 01 May 2012 04:34:53 +0000

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You know these chicks were wetter than a hurricane hitting Florida. I’d hit it.

NSFW: Watch A Video Of Madonna Giving Head To A Wine Bottle

h8torade — Mon, 30 Apr 2012 17:08:15 +0000

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Practice makes perfect. I would have never guessed that Madonna didn’t have a gag reflex. I’d hit it.

NSFW: Tupac Performs Live At Coachella

h8torade — Mon, 16 Apr 2012 17:37:57 +0000

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I’ll be 80 years old and Tupac will still be making guest appearances at concerts.

This Isn’t The First Time That Kim Kardashian Has Been Hit In The Face With A White Substance

h8torade — Fri, 23 Mar 2012 16:04:08 +0000

Nice to see that she has graduated from taking money shots from Ray-J to getting flour bombed by crazy white chicks. Too bad her one tiny hand couldn’t fend off the attack…..

NSFW: The Closest We Will Ever Get To Seeing Katy Perry Topless

h8torade — Wed, 14 Mar 2012 14:13:47 +0000

Katy Perry nude, Katy shows her breasts by mokkelman

I would have been smashing that paper mache up against her rack with my face. I find that I can get into every crease much better when my motorboating skills are applied.

Notorious B.I.G Died 15 Years Ago Today

h8torade — Fri, 09 Mar 2012 18:10:51 +0000

Crazy that it’s been 15 years since B.I.G. was shot. Too bad BIG and Pac aren’t here to put an end to all the autotune bullshit that has hit the airwaves.

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Update: This sums it up pretty well….

Whatcha Gonna Do Brother When The Hulk Hogan Sex Tape Runs Wild On You!?!?

h8torade — Wed, 07 Mar 2012 22:59:03 +0000

Huff Post – A sex tape featuring former professional wrestler Hulk Hogan has surfaced, according to TMZ. Grainy footage of the 58-year-old getting dressed with a naked, unidentified brunette lying on the bed was shown to the website. In the clip, Hogan sports a thong-shaped tan line and pulls off his shirt to inform his female friend, who is not his ex-wife, Linda Hogan, or his current wife, Jennifer McDaniel, that he started working out again. The tape is currently being shopped, according to Vivid Entertainment CEO Steve Hirsch, who confirms he was approached with the tape by a third party, but did not say if he or anyone else had made an offer to purchase the tape.

Against my better judgement, I Google “hulk hogan thong” and find this gem.

Not a flattering look there Hulkster™.

NSFW: Olivia Munn Is Officially In My Top 3

h8torade — Tue, 06 Mar 2012 20:08:55 +0000

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hot nerd chick + captioned photos telling me where you want the dick = I’d hit it. Celebs will learn one day to not keep stored photos on their devices that they don’t want the Internets™ to see. Pics below are “not safe for work”, but are very “safe for fapping”.

I’d hit it