I’ve never wanted something to be so true before in my life. This would just be the icing on the cake for the Kardashian clan. We all know that the Enquirer has been known to stretch the truth, but you don’t need 20/20 vision to see that Khloe is just “built” a little different than her sisters. Kim and Kourtney are built like cheerleaders and Khloe is more like a middle linebacker. Could OJ’s Heisman Seed™ be the reason that Khloe can bench press 400lbs?

Let’s break down the Kardashian clan…..

Kris Jenner. Momma Kardashian. Is she using the same plastic surgeon that Michael Jackson was? It’s hard to compare noses with Khloe due to all the fucked up plastic surgery she’s had and at this rate she’ll be rocking the M.J. surgeons mask around town if she doesn’t stop going under the knife.

Robert Kardashian. Defended OJ during his trial. Died from cancer at the age of 59. Has probably rolled over in his grave 1/2 million times after seeing what his family has turned into.

Kim Kardashian. What a great story. Started off hanging around Paris Hilton. Met Ray-J and he filmed himself smashing her cheeks from the back then sold it to a porn company. Kim gets famous for laying there and taking loads to the face and the rest is history. A true entrepreneur. Looking forward to the day that a kid falls out of her vagina and mommy gets to explain how she became famous. Google doesn’t lie. Check our her nose – straight from her dads mold.

Kourtney Kardashian. Certified MILF. You look at her and Kim and you know they are sisters. Same nose…same hair….equals same daddy.

Khloe Kardashian. Now here is where things get interesting. Check the nose. Much flatter than both of her sisters. Oh, and you’re about 6 inches taller than the rest of your family.

And then you put all three together and it’s a game of “which one doesn’t belong”….someone ain’t telling the truth!

I’ve narrowed it down to two potential matches…..

The Juice™. Probably the luckiest man walking the planet. I remember being in high school watching him put on that black glove that didn’t fit. Bet the prosecution wishes they could turn back the hands of time and never ask him to put that glove on. They lost that case the second the glove only went halfway up his hand. My trained eye took a look at OJ’s profile and I could see where maybe, just maybe, his seed is responsible for that 5ft 10in beast known as Khloe Kardashian.

Chewbacca. Tell me there aren’t similarities. Maybe it’s in the eyes?

And of course the only way to put this to rest is to get them all on Maury Povich and have him announce who the real father is….

(CNN) — Hip hop star Snoop Dogg faces a drug charge after border agents searched his tour bus along the same stretch of a west Texas highway where singer Willie Nelson was busted in 2010, a Texas sheriff said. Snoop Dogg, whose real name is Calvin Broadus, “freely admitted” that three prescription bottles filled with marijuana cigarettes were his, a statement from the Hudspeth County, Texas, Sheriff said. The entertainer’s representatives did not immediately respond to CNN’s request for comment. The rapper, like Nelson, is an outspoken proponent of pot and he is known to have a license to use prescription medical marijuana in California. The bust happened early Saturday at his bus approached the U.S. Border Patrol Checkpoint located in Sierra Blanca, Texas, at the U.S.-Mexico border about 85 miles southeast of El Paso, the sheriff’s statment said. “During a routine check of U.S. citizenship the inspecting Border Patrol agent detected the odor of marijuana emitting from the inside of the vehicle and requested the driver to pull into the secondary inspection lane for further inspection,” the statement said. A drug-detection dog sniffing inside the bus “alerted to a trash can located at the rear of the vehicle where a red prescription bottle containing rolled marijuana cigarettes were located,” the statement said. Two other containers with marijuana, weighing in all total of 0.130 pounds, were also found, it said. “Snoop Dogg freely admitted that the marijuana belonged to him and he was placed under arrest by U.S. Border Patrol agents and detained,” it said.

fish swim…dogs bark….the sun rises in the east and sets in the west….and Snoop always has weed on himself. You never have to question any of these. If you know that Snoop and his tour bus are rolling thru your border patrol checkpoint, you might as well start to get the paperwork ready.

NYPOST – Michael Jordan scored the best Christmas gift of all. The Charlotte Bobcats owner got engaged to longtime girlfriend Yvette Prieto, his spokeswoman confirmed to WCNC-TV. Since putting a ring on it, the two have been celebrating on a yacht in the French Riveria, according to gossip website Tattle Tailz. Prieto is a Cuban-born model who has lived with Jordan since 2009. It’s the second marriage for the NBA legend, who was married to his first wife, Juanita, for 17 years. They divorced in 2006, with Juanita receiving a whopping $168 million from the split. Jordan has two sons from his first marriage. After his marriage to Juanita dissolved, a family friend told the Associated Press that he was “shocked” their marriage didn’t last. “You read about women wanting his attention. But grown men and children do, too,” Les Coney told the AP at the time. “He’s a magnet. He hasn’t played basketball in five years, but still, people stop and take pictures and ask for autographs.” “Marriage is hard for any couple, and if you add celebrity to that, it’s even harder.”

Let’s hope The G.O.A.T™ got smart this time around and has that prenup in place. Though, I’m sure he could afford to give this one a couple hundred million if things don’t work out just based on the fact that people will still kill each other every time a new pair of Jordan’s hit the streets.

Sad to know that we probably won’t see MJ grinding on anymore co-ed’s on Spring Break…..

Truth be told, I had MJ over at the crib and he ended up getting me for a couple stacks but I did whip that ass in a game of HORSE.

The airbrush artist that retouched these photos needs a raise. Brilliant job getting rid of the track marks on her arm and the meth mouth canker sores around her lips.

Ran across the nudes HERE. Click at your own risk.

Overall. I give her a B-. Nice tits…decent ass….but make no doubt that her vagina most likely looks like this……

No amount of airbrushing could have brought it back down to normal levels.

I’d hit it.

Previous drop to my Kate Upton appreciation thread here. I’d hit it.