Why aren’t guys playing the back nine on Snooki? Whoever dropped their seed inside her needs to be slapped around. If we are still in the 1st trimester then it’s not too late to save all of humanity…..

Come on now Nat Enquirer. I know your trying to push your mag but slapping Whitney on the cover is pretty tasteless.

Though my sources on the street tell me she was actually cremated…..exclusive pic below.

Valentine’s Day just got a whole lot better for you single guys out there. Found some LQ pictures of her spread (not spread eagle though….) and those are below for your viewing pleasure.

Has there ever been a sexier chick doing the dougie™?. No.

I’d hit it.

Didn’t see this one coming. TMZ is reporting that she died at the Beverly Hills Hilton today. A crime lab truck was seen outside the hotel.

Knowing her history with drugs, I wouldn’t be surprised if she had copious amounts of nose candy or designer crack pipes scattered around her hotel room. Or, she may have choked taking down Ray-J’s yogurt slinger…

She leaves behind a 16 year old daughter.

In all seriousness, one of the best voices that we’ve ever heard. She killed it at the Super Bowl back in the day….

RIP.

I’m long overdue for a Davalos Twins post. Haven’t posted these beauties since back in August 2010 and what kind of guy would I be if I jerked off to hoarded this video all to myself.

Seriously, dat ass is unbelievable…..