On a plane right now headed to Portland. Was going to hit up a Trail Blazers game but they are out of town. Might post up at a fine gentleman’s club and help out some single mothers. Any recommendations?

You kidding me? That’s all it takes to bypass one of these scanners? These scanners don’t even detect metal and their wave scanner technology is bypassed by breaking out your sewing kit. I feel much safer already….

Off to San Francisco this morning. Have to go into our remote office for a bit and pretend to get some work done then I’m out in the streets getting my eat and drink on. Still want to go see Alcatraz but the last time I tried to walk up and go on a tour it was sold out a month in advance. Someone buy some more ferries and give the people what they want!

Nothing like a 6:30am flight on a Thursday to put you in a shitty mood. I’m off to Chi-City for the day. Updates to the blog may or may not happen.

And of course, if you don’t know about Mr. Chi City now you know….

Just landed in Denver and it’s fucking cold. Snow everywhere and my rental is a rear-wheel drive Crown Vic™. Perfect vehicle for these kinds of conditions. Turned on some sports radio and of course it’s all about Tebow here in Denver. Pretty sure that run comes to and end when they go up to New England. I did see this line on Twitter and had to share it:

We haven’t seen a white bronco this famous since O.J. was cruising down the highway

New England 28 Broncos 14