I’ve called Kansas City home for the past 15 years and have made some life-long friendships during that time. Growing up in San Diego, i’ve always tossed around the idea of moving “back home” at some point. It looks like that time is now.

Mrs. H8torade was able to land a job out there and my employer is going to let me work remotely, so it looks like we will be packing our shit up and moving the last week in April. Time to get quotes from some moving companies, sell the crap we don’t need, and head west.

The one thing that I won’t miss. snow.

Mother Nature© had to stick it to me one more time by dumping some snow on us over the weekend. That’s fine, because in about 2 months this is the view that I’ll have while I’m at the beach.

I stay winning.

In case of emergency, place your face between my breasts….

As you are sitting at your desk, or at home in your boxers, I’m wedged up against a sweaty fat chick on my way to Columbia, SC. But first, I get to stop over in Atlanta and make my way to the other end of the terminal, because you know they never put your connecting flight anywhere close to you. And I have 45 minutes to get there. So much for grabbing a bite to eat.

I’ll be in Panama City this Thursday & Friday. I’m looking for recommendations on where to get my eat on at. The worst part of traveling with work is trying to figure out where the good spots to eat are. I could chill in my room, order some pr0n and room service, and call it a night.

Or, I could hit the local scene and instill some faith in you guys to point me someplace good. Don’t fail me.

As you are reading this, I’m on a plane headed to Tampa for two days with the jobby-job. I only have to be semi-conscious for my demo on Friday, so you can guarantee that I’ll be helping out all the single mother’s at Mons Venus tonight.

I’m also looking for a spot to eat that is good and has some eye candy to go along with it. Drop me a note in the comments section if you recommend a spot out there.

So I was in Columbia, SC yesterday and got done doing the shit I needed to do down there and drove my ass 4 hours over to Raleigh, NC today.

That drive sucks.

First off, a big middle finger to Hertz. They are still rolling out Toyota Camry’s on their fleet. I asked the chick behind the counter if the 2010 Camry she was giving me was fixed. Her response “it’s not affected”.

On top of that, they ran out of GPS units. So I’m rolling with the ghetto deluxe Blackberry GPS. It’s almost impossible to drive and glance down at your Blackberry and rely on that thing to get you anywhere.

Raleigh though is not bad. I threw down a steak at Sullivan’s along with a lobster tail that definitely hit the spot. The waitresses at Sullivan’s were ridiculously hot. I almost offered my tube steak to one of them…..

I’m hoping to make it back to KC tomorrow but it sounds like a major winter storm is coming this way and has the possibility of royally fucking me on my travel plans.

Work with me mother nature – don’t have me find my car looking like this tomorrow when I get home…..